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cnuconker

24 / M / straight / Single

Virginia Beach, Virginia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
—
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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I am crafty, mellow, and industrious.

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My Self-Summary

I recently graduated from school and am currently carving out my little niche in the world. Working at my job comes in at a distant second place to playtime. So far I've found that the best way to go through life is with a dry sense of humor and a towel at your side.

I spend most of my workday running around and putting out fires (disclaimer: not literally). When I get home, nothing is more desirable than being able to share the rest of my day with someone I share a deep connection and understanding with.

What I’m doing with my life

Working in the IT division of a global company. Cramming as many experiences as possible in the weekends and weeknights. Making sure the Man doesn't keep me down.

I’m really good at

How about we compromise and say that rather than being good at stuff, I manage to do a bit of everything just fine.

The first things people usually notice about me

My smile, <3 braces!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, Tom Clancy, Watchmen, Harry Potter

Movies: Anchorman, Children of Men, Dodgeball, Gladiator, Goodfellas, Kill Bill, Indiana Jones, No Country for Old Men, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Tommy Boy, way more than should be listed here.

Music: Guns n' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Rush, & Tool would probably top my list, but anything from those years is worth a listen at least once.

Food: Anything cooked by a German is delicious. I also have a soft spot for Haribo gummi bears.

The six things I could never do without

1. Friends
2. Coffee!
3. Crackberry
4. My car
5. Contact lenses
6. My laptop

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The future, and the possibilities that await.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either in the house, or out of it. What else could there be?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

You should message me if

You think Harvey Birdman is all that and a bag of potato chips.
Or if anything you read above sounds like you could have written it.

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