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coachsweem

47 Ludlow, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I’ve noticed that a lot of women say the same exact things in their profiles, and that a lot of it is just a bunch of clichés. For instance, “I’m looking for my soulmate, my partner in crime, my best friend”, etc. What exactly is a soulmate? Do they really want to rob a bank with someone? My best friend likes to talk about football, gambling and hot chicks. I doubt many women want to talk about that. Here’s my translation. I’m looking for a person who wants to share with me all the things they do and vice versa, who faces adversity with a smile on her face (oops that’s a cliché), who’s funny, compassionate, cries at the UNICEF and MSPCA commercials and wants to call the number and donate their savings account (ok maybe $50 is better). Just someone who isn’t negative all the time and is willing to have a 1 on 1 trusting long term relationship. Of course we have to put in the small print…No smokers, druggies (420 included), freaks, rescue cases, cat ladies (that donation above went to spaying and neutering) or the permanently unemployed. I’d add more, but then I’d be fishing in a pond with no fish.

Now guys talk in cliches too. When we say we want a relationship, we mean we want to have someone to go out with once in a while and have sex more than 5 times a week! We also say that we “like hiking, hunting, camping, fishing, NASCAR and motorcycles”. We really mean we “ like hiking, hunting, camping, fishing, NASCAR and motorcycles”. OK THAT most guys actually mean! Except for me. I like a brisk walk in the neighborhood, hunting for meat in the grocery store, camping in a luxury RV in Foxwoods parking lot, fishing for compliments (you can stop with the ‘he’s a cornball’ face you are making), football, baseball, golf, curling, or anything that doesn’t involve cars going round and round (crashes not included), and well, motorcycles are actually Ok but I’m a Can-Am Roadster kind of guy. Google it. I’m also a devoted father of 2 teens, so I’m not as much of a****as I sound.

There’s more to me than just the above, you’ll find out if you message me. And don’t just say hi, ask a GD question or 2!
I’m really good at
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Procrastinating
The first things people usually notice about me
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eyes
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It happened in Vegas, and what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
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