Life is a mystery. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name, and it feels like.........home. When you call my name it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees I want to take you there!

trying to figure out how to wear my ninja turtle costume at almost any occasion

Breaking people off.
Lurking.
Going hella dumb on the dance floor.
Karaoke-ing KHIA's "My Neck, My Back"
Being swagnificent.

My magnificent tan.

books- Anything by Tim mother effing WISE, Oh, the Places You'll Go! , Just Kids, anything chelsea handler, the electric kool-aid acid test, siddhartha, the secret life of bees, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance

movies/shows-Californication,Mad Men,Pariah,Circumstance,Wet Hot American Summer,3 Ninjas & 3 Ninjas Kickback,New kids on the Block Live in LA,Skins (UK), Misrepresentation

music- Mos Def, Common,SLEEP,Danzig, Nujabes,Little Dragon,Theophilus London, Das Racist, Toro y Moi, LCD Soundsystem, Gossip, A Tribe Called Quest, Lauryn Hill, Wendy Rene, Desmond Dekker, Phantagram, Miles Davis, Gorillaz, Dirty Beaches, Cool Ghouls, Neon Indian, Skatalites

food-my cooking is amay, butternut squash soup, Tom Kha Kai, crepes, ginger garlic crusted salmon, cheesy garlic bread, triple cream brie, beet burgers, sweet potato fries, Smitten Ice Cream, Venezuelan arepas, goat cheese bacon stuffed chicken, tea salad from Yamo, spring salads, soul food from New Orleans

-Harley, my pug
-RUGBY
-Music
-Butter
-The ocean
-Pussy.

adventures

moshing at a show,sitting at a show or throwing dildos at ppl at a show

I'm gay and I have an ok cupid account.

-you have a cute dog
-you think you can beat me in karaoke
-you like to juice and have a spare piece for my juicer
-you hate cheesy bumper sticker tattoos
-you are an aspiring youtube celebrity who wants to collaborate