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coberg

41 M South Bend, IN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 27, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name really is Frank, but I don’t actually bite. I do enjoy a little hair pulling and a smack on the ass occasionally, but no biting. None of this will occur of course until you learn my carefully guarded safe word (psst, it’s “cottage cheese”).

A few things to note. I don’t like to sit still for very long, I don’t like drama, I love to socialize, and I have lots of female friends from a massage class I took while going through my mid-life crisis. I do however keep most of them locked in the basement.

If you don’t like Vodka, bacon and lesbian or midget porn you should probably smack your mother now and move on to the next profile.

I’m here looking for my best friend. She’ll be smart, cute, compassionate, full of life, open minded, independent and secure enough to put on a bikini for jello wrestling … probably with the girls in the basement.

Fun, laughter and witty conversation are what I want. If you walk around most of the day looking like somebody turned your prized Shitzu inside out and made themselves a purse, you’re probably not for me.

Now, here are your instructions.

If you think there is a chance you can put up with my shit, have time to date, and live close enough that the price of a Wawa hot dog in gas money will get you to my place, click the email button. No life story required, a simple “Hi, I have boobs.” will do.

If you just think I’m cute, funny or would look good mounted above your fireplace, click the ever so useless favorite button.

One final note. While I like to write funny things, I tend to be a bit more serious, sensitive and compassionate in person. Don’t let the right side of my brain scare you. The left side will be in control on our first few dates. :)