Step with me into the bottomlessness.

And let the men burn stars.

I'm a pretend writer, a sometimes editor, a full time dairymaid.

I'm not too murderous.

Emmenez-moi.

prose, knitting, spotting improper comma usage.

my ability to make people feel quite comfortable, even in the most awkward of times.

Stuff n Junk: vinyl, kitty cats, decaf coffee, Russia, cow chasing, Frank Sinatra, literary theory, book collecting, high heels, fake pearls, rug making, Bela Tarr, Baltimore, prose, editing, knitting socks, correct use of semicolons;

Books: I like weird books.
-Laxness
-Camus
-Foster Wallace
-Zola
-Kafka
-Krasnahorkai
-Saramago
If the most influential thing you have read in your life is Perks of Being a Wallflower, move on, please.

Musak: Bob Dylan, Of Montreal, Animal Collective, Baths, Yeasayer, Wu Tang, The Tallest Man on Earth, Passion Pit, Deerhoof, Liars, Locusts, Beirut, Feist, Belle and Sebastian, Elliot Smith, Bright Eyes, No Age, Pavement, Dan Deacon, Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, Girl Talk, Grizzly Bear, Islands, Department of Eagles, Hakan Hellstrom, Sigur Ros, Jonsi, Wolf Parade, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsen, and a zillion more;

Films: Departures, Before Night Falls, C.R.A.Z.Y., Hunger, Werckmeister Harmonies, The Fall, Everything Is Illuminated, Pan's Labryinth, Paris, je t'aime, Eagle vs Shark, The Lives of Others, Che, Russian Ark, Django Unchained.

-coffee
-kitty cats
-literature
-Werner Herzog
-alpaca yarn
-Thai food

Here's one I could do without:
Mirror/bathroom shots. It might kill people to have some creativity. Or crop things out.

page formatting
vowel harmony
anxiety
achieving big hair
dialectical journals
BookForum
why do people bring their loud children anywhere near me
regulating my complicated caffeine schedule
Grumpy Cat
creating space and distance in the timeless
Slavoj Žižek
Aftonbladet and Hufvudstadsbladet

dairymaiding. Let's be honest. Those calves don't take care of themselves.

You're calming or Badiou-Derrida term papers are currently hurting you as well.