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coconutsmango

41 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English, Tagalog

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My self-summary
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Leading a simple and somewhat quirky life (or is that quirky and simple life?) in the KW area. It's a lovely place, really, it is! Quite, quite nice really.
Let's see, I am re--re-connecting with my blue collar roots.
Ever quite so slowly discovering why living in the moment doesn't mean jumping-in without looking.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on building multi-themed and brightly coloured dreams with my 6-year old. Slowly (oh so slowly) perfecting mini-meatballs (and now mini-sliders). Continually dreaming a book without words (and mayhap with a beat to tap your feet too).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into increasingly embarrassing situations (I walk into things)? Sleeping (I love sleeping!!!)? Bacon covered tofu (without the bacon)?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My typical frown and yearlong tan. That is if you actually see me. Because, ninja.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have a few of them on these shelf-y thingies. They do fit quite nicely. Oh! And I do believe that I am supposed to say that I like reading these as well.

Movies and Shows: I really enjoy watching these! I do! Maybe a little too much. Okay, maybe way too much. Mind you, not like "I need-to-seek-help-because-I-spend-way-too-much-time-in-front of-a-screen" too much, just that I binge-watch.

Music: I do quite like listening to it. Something with a nice beat would be nice. Well, I guess some current examples would be: Thought you were better than than / Cyberbully Mom Club ; Beautiful / A.G. Cook ; Lemonade / Sophie ; On the rocks / Rural Alberta Advantage ; Actuary / King of Prussia ; Bloodsport / Raleigh Ritchie ; Warning / Cymbals Eat Guitars.

Food: Something delicious--and filling--would be nice. Savoury. I've been known to make (or is that cook?) some. With rice. And noodles. But not together, just because.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Numbers, letters, fire, earth, water, air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my needs vs my wants. no, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
asleep... zzzzzzz
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ok. So one day, a long long time ago, and not in some galaxy far far away, my dad took me to a seaside town. Then things happened. A LOT of things. Pirates were involved. A Buddhist monk and a ninja exchanged words. Angry words. Yeah. It turned into a weird road-trip-quest-thing. Yup. Just like that. That TOTALLY happened.
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