I don't know how to put this... but i'm kind of a big deal... people know me... i'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. After deciding that the time-traveling is just too dangerous I figured it was better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe… women! What am I looking for in a woman you might ask? Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size. I guess I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that! But I digress... All I want is for someone to email me, say hello to my little friend... in which i'll reply, you had me at hello... and me love you long time! and the rest will be happily ever after! You might be thinking to yourself surely I can't be serious... but I assure you I am serious... and don't call me shirley!

I am a father, amusing, and flirty

Wow way to put the pressure on right away!! Well I'm finally in a city that I love (well except the snow) and have always wanted to live in. I have three wonderful kiddos, a big ol tough truck (no i'm not a shorty!), a super fast Kawasaki Ninja, a great home in the burbs and life is on it's way to being perfect... now I just need that someone special, a partner in crime, a lover, a best friend, a cuddle buddy, and confidant, and that my friends is why I am here. Could it be you?

Laughing (sometimes so hard I snort), making other people laugh (sometimes so hard they snort), laughing at myself and others snorting while they laugh, giving big huggies, eating bacon, fixing computers, smiling like a dork, being a smart a$$, holding hands, yelling at the Jazz as if they could actually hear me, doing the "am I embarrassing you" dance for my kids, I have also been told I have a talent for making a girl laugh and dry-heave at the same time, and well you would have to find out the rest ;) ;)!

My blue blue eyes or big smile.

Shouldn't this be several different questions??!! Ok in order from left to right...

BOOKS Everybody Poops is a good one and I loved enders game!

MOVIES Anchorman, Bad Boys uno and dos, office space, Transformers, The break up.

MUSIC Music is everything, I can't possibly capture it here. I love listening to it, making up words too it, writing it, playing it, singing it... you get the picture.

FOOD Bacon, Bacon Cheese Burgers, Bacon Pizza, Pancakes and Bacon, Bacon wrapped fillets... mmmm bacon... Chinese, Mexican, Italian, did I mention bacon?!

My kids, My motorcycle, my socks, Internet, My family, Music and finally bacon (I know I cheated, that was seven)

The expanding nature of the universe and how it's sheer vastness relates to the importance of what may seem like one insignificant life... and how to use big words in big sentences to make me seem really smart spelled S-M-R-T!

Define typical, what is typical to one may not be typical to another... ahh but I digress..

Every other Friday I have my kiddos, so we are usually watchin movies or playing games or trying to survive yet another sleepover (parents with little daughters, you know what i'm talking about!!)

On the off Fridays it depends on my mood... You can sometimes catch me watching a Utah Jazz or Real Salt Lake game, Jamming away on rock band, going out to eat or to a movie with someone I care about, or just chillin at home taking stock of life, things and what not...

Is that I know the meaning of life... it's th --**PROFILE LENGTH EXCEEDED**--

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