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coefficient

22 / M / straight / Single

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), French

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I am bourgeois, decadent, and subhuman.

My Self-Summary

what are the haps my bros and sisters

okcupid is run by liberty-hating cryptofascists and they say that the previous line is too short a self-summary so i'm just going to talk a bit about how they are alienating our labour by forcing us to commit to greater and great quotas and then maybe a bit about how we should seize their means of production

if you are a sexy woman i will totally seize your means of production (but not without consent of course, manufactured or not)

trotsky rules stalin drools

What I’m doing with my life

i'm a cowboy. on a steel horse i ride. and i'm wanted. dead or alive.

I’m really good at

starting just past your left ear when we're talking so that you're really creeped out but don't want to say anything because it would be weird and rude and then maybe i'll look at one eye and then the other real shifty-like

The first things people usually notice about me

god damn that sure is a guy standing right there

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

raymond chandler, no fuckin contest

also is it just me or does Glee freaking rule

The six things I could never do without

the mighty hammer of thor

I spend a lot of time thinking about

what i should eat next, food rules

On a typical Friday night I am

lamenting the fall of babylon, o babylon, alas for babylon the great

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

The greatest feeling you can get in the gym or the most satisfying in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps - blood is rushing into your muscles and that is what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and it's really tight like someone blowing air into your muscles. It just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I'm like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pose out in front of 5000 people. I get the same feeling so I'm cumming day and night. I mean it's teriffic right, so you know, I'm in heaven.

You should message me if

you wanna shoot the shit or something i'm pretty laid back and this is a pretty good place to you know kick back relax chill out with some buds maybe smoke a bowl or two