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coffeegun

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
On a first date I only speak in recitings of This American Life episodes. Second date is totally normal.
What I’m doing with my life
I run an avant garde sandwich shop with no menu. You are given a sandwich based on what you're wearing and what kind of mood I'm in. If you smile you get a free cup of beet soup.

Serious answer: I'm a design polymath in financial tech and study Muay Thai several hours a week with the hope that I'll get into the ring at some point in the future. It is my great equilazer and my outlet and couldn't imagine life here without it.

I also know my way around a beef tenderloin quite well.
I’m really good at
Enjoying the journey more than the goal.
The first things people usually notice about me
The scent of vanilla and cinnamon and a wit that can slice through time and space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Remember how the Garbage Pail Kids cards came with gum? There was also a movie but I never saw it.
The six things I could never do without
Fresh tortillas
Good weed
Welsh corgis
Founders Brewery
Queens of the Stone Age
Lists of things people like
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who would make a good business partner and what I want to try first when I take my leave for Spain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Vegging out. I save my partying for Thursdays and Saturdays yo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can watch the shit out of Downton Abbey. "Hehlloohhh misthes Padmoor."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think we may have one or thirty things and common and you appreciate absurdism taken to a ridiculous level. Though I have a lotta things going on sometimes eating chicken right out of a bucket with someone would be nice.