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coffeegun

35 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a big ole plate'a ham and biscuits. Liev Schreiber and Danny Trejo are my spirit animals.

Rando stuff in list form:
- I've watched True Detective three times. When you're usually positive your entertainment tends to be really fuckin dark.
- This is my second time living in NYC. The first time I went completely broke. The second time (this one) I've broken the city.
- Born n raised in Chicago. I still smell faintly of an Italian beef sandwich.
- My most memorable dish, out of dozens, in Barcelona was a small serving of sardines and fresh bread in a tiny bar that couldn't fit more than a dozen people. Simplicity almost always wins.
- I'll spend good money on custom jeans but won't pay more than twenty bucks for a tshirt.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a design director in financial tech and spend the rest of my time geeking out on indie comedy performances and podcasts like Comedy Bang Bang and How Did This Get Made. I've also been a Muay Thai practitioner for the last three years because kicks and being bathed in your own sweat are great ways to expel childhood insecurities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making boring shit look sexy and guacamole. You're welcome to challenge me but your loss will be swift and harsh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The scent of fresh cedar, engine grease, cinnamon and curiousity.

Like the ingredients to a cronut I'm a little difficult to read at first but it's my only defense to a chewy center.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
One night I could be watching Frontline on the couch, the next I could be reading Tom Wolfe on my way to a bar to watch a UFC match.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh tortillas
Good weed
Welsh corgis
Founders Brewery
Queens of the Stone Age
Lists of things people like
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a strong black woman who don't need no man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Vegging out or raiding the whisky stash with my coworkers/brothers-in-arms. I save my partying for Thursdays and Saturdays yo. I also got over the notion that every weekend must be spent partying a while ago. However I am still known to get home at 5:30 am on Sunday with plenty of gas left in the tank.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The smell of motorcycle exhaust relaxes me. Childhood memory I suppose.

I also recently took up transcedental meditation. Second best thing to ever happen to me, the first being some brisket I had in San Antonio.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You believe chemistry is the 99% of it.
- You're good at something. Darts, yoga, muffins, spot-welding or anything. This is not the town to be bored in.
- Not all your photos are selfies.
- You aren't in some poly thing. I'm not in the sharing mood these days. MINE!
- You're kind of a bitch sometimes and you know it.
- You happen to be Paloma Faith.

++ Wit, eclectic fashion sense, a filled bookshelf, Staten Island accents and thick legs make my tail wag. Woof.