Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a big ole plate'a ham and biscuits. Liev Schreiber and
Danny Trejo are my spirit animals.
Rando stuff in list form:
- I've watched True Detective three times. When you're usually
positive your entertainment tends to be really fuckin dark.
- This is my second time living in NYC. The first time I went
completely broke. The second time (this one) I've broken the
- Born n raised in Chicago. I still smell faintly of an Italian
- My most memorable dish, out of dozens, in Barcelona was a small
serving of sardines and fresh bread in a tiny bar that couldn't fit
more than a dozen people. Simplicity almost always wins.
- I'll spend good money on custom jeans but won't pay more than
twenty bucks for a tshirt.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a design director in financial tech and spend the rest of my
time geeking out on indie comedy performances and podcasts like
Comedy Bang Bang and How Did This Get Made. I've also been a Muay
Thai practitioner for the last three years because kicks and being
bathed in your own sweat are great ways to expel childhood
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making boring shit look sexy and guacamole. You're welcome to
challenge me but your loss will be swift and harsh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The scent of fresh cedar, engine grease, cinnamon and
Like the ingredients to a cronut I'm a little difficult to read at
first but it's my only defense to a chewy center.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
One night I could be watching Frontline on the couch, the next I
could be reading Tom Wolfe on my way to a bar to watch a UFC match.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Queens of the Stone Age
Lists of things people like
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a strong black woman who don't need no man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Vegging out or raiding the whisky stash with my
coworkers/brothers-in-arms. I save my partying for Thursdays and
Saturdays yo. I also got over the notion that every weekend must be
spent partying a while ago. However I am still known to get home at
5:30 am on Sunday with plenty of gas left in the tank.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The smell of motorcycle exhaust relaxes me. Childhood memory I
I also recently took up transcedental meditation. Second best thing
to ever happen to me, the first being some brisket I had in San
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You believe chemistry is the 99% of it.
- You're good at something. Darts, yoga, muffins, spot-welding or
anything. This is not the town to be bored in.
- Not all your photos are selfies.
- You aren't in some poly thing. I'm not in the sharing mood these
- You're kind of a bitch sometimes and you know it.
- You happen to be Paloma Faith.
++ Wit, eclectic fashion sense, a filled bookshelf, Staten Island
accents and thick legs make my tail wag. Woof.
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