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coffeegun

35 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've recently learned I can carry a conversation several minutes long in the voice and mannerisms of detective Rustin Cohle.

Being from the Midwest we're taught not to talk about ourselves much and to be interesting you must be interested. Chemistry, friendship and desire are fickle things beyond our understanding but if we don't horrify each other yet let's get something with bourbon in it and see what good story might come out of it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a design polymath in financial tech and study Muay Thai several hours a week. It is my great equilizer and my outlet and couldn't imagine life here without it.

This summer I've started studying comedy at UCB. I can't say improv is my thing but my ultimate goal is to write a good sketch about people posing with tigers on their dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Enjoying the journey more than the goal.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The scent of fresh cedar, engine grease, cinnamon and curiousity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
One night I could be watching Frontline on the couch, the next I could be reading Tom Wolfe on my way to a bar to watch a UFC match.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh tortillas
Good weed
Welsh corgis
Founders Brewery
Queens of the Stone Age
Lists of things people like
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who would make a good business partner and what I want to try first when I take my leave for Spain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Vegging out. I save my partying for Thursdays and Saturdays yo. I also got over the notion that every weekend must be spent partying a while ago. However I am still known to get home at 5:30 am on Sunday with plenty of gas left in the tank.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The smell of motorcycle exhaust relaxes me. Childhood memory I suppose.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we may have one or thirty things and common and you appreciate absurdism taken to a ridiculous level. Though I have a lotta things going on sometimes eating chicken right out of a bucket with someone would be nice.