I'm a guy. I live in a town that isn't exactly the most artist-friendly place in the world and am saving to move to Vancouver. I'm pretty much messaging cool people regardless of location - who knows where I'll end up.

I'm a born-again atheist whose hobbies include sleeping too much, skipping breakfast, failing to follow through with grand ideas and constantly losing the remote. Woahh, ladies, form a line.

A sense of humour is mandatory.
Bitch.

My comedy festival show 'Life, Love and Misguided Aspirations' begins this April. Come watch? Aaand I'm recording an EP. We're terrible.

Thinking I'm a whole lot funnier than I am.

Probably the fact that I'm a human. Then, that I'm a male. And lastly, that I'm totally gorgeous and genuinely charming.

Books: Like most people who claim to be intellectuals, I don't read enough. I do like most of the books that I've read, but I'm a sucker for a good love story and was totally into 'One Day' by David Nicholls. Also, the Scott Pilgrim series (graphic novels) were totally rad. I'm currently reading 'Bossypants' by Tina Fey, who is a funny lass.

Film: Midnight In Paris / Woody Allen, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Hot Rod, Superbad, Star Wars (obviously), Forest Gump, Zoolander, The Notebook, Small Soldiers, The Room, Coen Brothers, His Girl Friday, etc.

TV: Chuck, Community, That '70s Show, Gossip Girl, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, IT Crowd, Black Books, Pretty Little Liars, New Girl, South Park, Seth Macfarlane shows, Red Dwarf, It's Always Sunny, Parks and Recreation, etc. I recently bought the first season of Six Feet Under, but I just can't get into it.

Music: Records currently on high rotation are those from Death Cab For Cutie, Lisa Mitchell, Norah Jones, Regina Spektor and Cannibal Corpse. That last one was a joke. I also love listening to French women sing - the fact that I can't understand them only makes it more exotic.

Food: Ohhh man, food. Food is glorious. I'll eat most things, if they taste nice. I shouldn't write this on an empty stomach, so I won't. I want to open a quirky bar.

Company, food, caffeine, clothing, laughter, my senses, caffeine ...

How much more exciting my life could/should be.

Working. Sorry to bore you. It's fun though, come have a drink sometime.

I'm a lesbian.

you've ever looked outside and thought 'wow, what a beautiful day, I think I'll sleep for the next nine hours.'