I am freaking hilarious, nice, and pretty much awesome.
My Self-Summary
I'm just a guy looking for a girl; hopefully a girl that's nice,
funny and enjoys a good time. Although people used to give me shit
for it, I LOVE
curvy women. In my opinion, there is
nothing sexier than a girl with some meat on her bones and that's
what I'm looking for, so sorry to any skinny ladies who might
consider messaging me.
I like to laugh; sense of humor is very important to me and my
ideal lady-friend would have a kick-ass
sense of humor. I like to enjoy
life and do all sorts of stuff. I enjoy camping, playing football
and baseball; pretty much anything that will make me happy, I've
spent too much of my life being depressed so I'm trying to make
everything better for my life. I also like to watch movies and just
hang out.
I believe in critical thinking and questioning everything; the only
way to truley understand anything is to question it until you know
every last thing about it. As cheesy as it sounds I beleive that
knowledge really is power and that the point of mankind is to solve
problems, even if we just causing them instead..
There isn't a whole lot about me that is terribly interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently attending SCC for my associates of applied science
degree, not sure what I'll do from there but I have some time to
figure that out.
I'm always trying to figure out new ways to string together
artwork of mine
and write stories. I would like to be a graphic artist, but who
knows if that'll ever happen.
Other than all that, just getting ready and preparing for the
inevitable zombie appocalypse and trying my damndist to learn to
play Dreamboat Annie in it's entirety.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (that's one of my signiture traits), being a
little too hard on myself, saying what's on my mind, and having
fun!
I like to think I can write worth-a-damn, but who knows. I KNOW I
am a good artist; talent is in the eye of the beholder. As cheesy
as it sounds, I am a very good listener and an excellent
conversationalist.
I'd like to pretend that after 10 years I can play the guitar
decently, but I don't want to get ahead of myself. I enjoy all
musical insturments in one way or another (not that I play all,
just enjoy them).
The first things people usually notice about me
I would say my pearly-white teeth, ha! No, I don't know; maybe my
eyes or scars (unfortunately), or perhaps my sense of humor or
overall goofiness.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love reading about history,
music and
art. I can't get enough horror fiction;
whether it be in graphic-novel/comic form or novel/novella form.
The six things I could never do without
Let's see...
1. A
guitar
2. My dog, Colin
3. A book (not sure witch one yet)
4. My weiner (I know it's crude, but it's true)
5. A bottle of the finest, massed-produced lager
6. Music player of some sort
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Sometimes I think too much about things. I think about
my past sometimes, and I think about why things happen and why I've
done some of the things I've done. I think about music, lyrics,
poetry, art, and
Spaced.
Sometimes I get a little bit tripped-up about the past and sink
into a temporary depression involving two or three days of periodic
drinking, seclusion and an entire sketchbook's worth of drawings.
Hey, everyone has their vice, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, sitting at home watching a movie,
drawing,
writting, or getting munted at a bar
with some pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am a sucker for dominant (assertive, NOT BDSM) ladies, and
tattoos turn me on a great deal.
You should message me if
You are kind, sweet, crazy, funny, mentally unstable or all of the
above, or if you just want to.