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col_noseworthy

28 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Other (Fluently), Welsh (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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You'll find I'm a bit of an odd one. I guess I'm something of an open minded decent kind of weird, dorky sort. The typical pisces if that ever matters. I enjoy having the ability to listen to people and respond intelligently and maybe perhaps learn something from time to time. I have fantastically meaningful relationships this way. I tend to seem a bit reserved at first, but once I start talking, I become an open book rather quickly. My thoughts are otherwise usually flying all over the place, so conversations can definitely take a turn for the tangential now and again. I'm up for an adventure at the drop of a hat, but I'm also content with being at home, learning, reading comics, watching cartoons, listening to podcasts, and perfecting the art of mini toaster oven cheesecakes. They're delicious. You should try one.
What I’m doing with my life
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discovering, dabbling, babbling, building, climbing mountains, listening, learning, gathering my party and venturing forth. like ya do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography, blending in, cooking, taking things apart, and turning them into mutated chronologically misplaced versions of themselves, mimicry, expounding upon the merits of a truly inspiring day, and probably any number of things I have yet to discover.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the growth on my face that pulses green during christmas. See it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Christopher Moore, Steven Fry, Michio Kaku, John Hodgman, Chuck Klosterman, Philip K Dick, Vonnegut, Lord of the Rings, The Little Prince, Where the Wild Things Are, Calvin and Hobbes, Preacher, The Walking Dead, Tintin, andonandon
Film:Harold & Maude, Sherlock, Louie, Pete & Pete, every thing David Attenborough ever touched, Patton Oswalt, triplets of belleville, Jeeves & Wooster, MST3k, Parker Lewis, fear and loathing, Amelie, Adventure time, Venture Bros, It's always sunny, Doctor who, Earthworm Jim, Freakazoid, Star Trek, Battletoads, etc.

Music: Yann Tiersen
The Mountain Goats, Ulrich Schnauss, Donovan, Spoon, Bibio, Django Reinhardt, Jane Birkin, Nancy Sinatra, Jarvis Cocker, Serge Gainsbourg, Tom Waits,etc etc.
these are things that continue to grow. favorites change often.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think that would require a situation. Like nuclear war and/or zombies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to do next, where to go next, stories, theories, modern sustainable architecture, forces of nature, concepts of reality, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with pals, or out of town, or more than likely hanging with the schmitz. I haven't really had a day that I'd dub "typical."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am The Bat
You should message me if
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you feel like looking into an unfamiliar face one evening while waxing tangentially over shoes, ships, sealing wax....cabbages and kings..... going on a meandering beer walk through alleyways you didn't know existed, having an adventure, or if you just want to say something. You can do that.