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colaneri442

26 M Scranton, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know a lot of creepers, weirdos, nutjobs, and crazies use these sites as a hunting ground so if you are one of these people please don’t message me. I am not and really don’t feel like dealing with one.

I have tried to be elaborate and descriptive when I have written these before but it was rarely read or considered so I am going to be brief and enumerate some key points here only. Please do not take this to be arrogant or snide as a personal is kind of boastful medium in and of itself. If you are ambitious and adult enough to talk to me you will find that is far from who I am or what I believe. Arrogance is a façade used to mask insecurity.

First, we need to get a few basics out of the way. Primarily, I WILL NOT talk to you with trite and pathetic messages such as “sup”, “yo”, “your hot”, “lets hook up”, or the best pick of all: “wanna f*&k?”. I know that passes for a typical message from a guy on these things but I have more class and couth than that. If that is what you are looking for, first I feel sorry for you and second, they have websites for those so go check there. Im sure you agree this is best, if so please do continue to read…

Second, I refuse to either play head games or have them played with me. I am well educated, cultured, and smart enough to know not only does nothing get accomplished by trickery or manipulation but it often makes things catastrophically worse than if you just communicated your point of view in the first place. If you are the type who thinks I should read your mind or you will try to make me do something by some coy trick, hint, or air of mystique, we wont work. If you are psychologically stable and not mischievous and vindictive please finish…

Third, if you have daddy issues or are not independent enough to not still cling to your parents I will save you time again and tell you we simply wont work. I am a big believer in family and it is something I hold very dear to me but if you haven’t grown up enough to think and reason for yourself yet then you need to do that first prior to involving your unrefined emotions with someone else. Your parents are of vital importance to who you are but your individuality must be present as well. If mom and dad still govern how you live your life as well as when, spend some time to discover who you are and find what make you an individual. Only women strong enough to fit this depiction continue…

Finally, I am not a project for any woman. I don’t need to be “fixed”. I have a mother and I do not need another. I don’t need you to take care of me, help me, do things for me, or tell me what I need to improve. I am a mature man and I can take care of myself. This is not to say that you cant or that I don’t like those things, but it is not a requirement or a necessity for you either. Those things are fantastic and make a man feel wanted and appreciated but they are not required duties like a job. I am not some wimpy guy who needs constant reassurance he is good enough, cute enough, strong enough, smart enough, etc… This means I wont get mad and pout if you don’t call or text me 8639 times a day or snap back a message within 30 seconds of me sending it to you. I am very confident in who I am and what I have achieved in my life and I do not have oppressive insecurities. Bottom line: I know who I am, what I want, and I wont waste anyone’s time or effort in something that has no future. Still with me? Finish below…

Ok if you made it this far here is the important stuff, my name is Michaelangelo, yes you read it correctly. I am 25. I am employed with a steady and secure job. I have my own car which does not smoke, squeal, roar, make any other annoying noises nor attempt to compensate for something else. I have my own place in which I also cook, clean, and do my own laundry. I don’t smoke, no drugs, and I don’t go out and get polluted drunk on a weekly basis. I don’t have a problem being emotional or romantically expressive. I still believe in honor, loyalty, and chivalry and often practice them. I am educated, cultured, patient, and yes kind. Lastly, I use propper splleling & puncatuiaon when I wirte and tlak.

Please do message and let have a conversation. If you read this much also do say something more than “hi” or “hey”. You would expect more of a suitor than that and its only fair I should expect the same. If we don’t click or this profile does not appeal to you I wish you all the best just the same.

With sincerity,

Michael
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and saving for law school. Plans are for Harvard or Yale. Im not a Bush or a Kennedy but hey cant hurt to try
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Studied it in Italy for 6 months. Ice Hockey.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im sarcastic as hell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
We can discuss this if you actually have some. For starters, TV: House, Man v. Wild (since I've done most of the stuff and I think Bear Grylls is a total badass), and Boston Legal. Ill like it if it has intelligent writing. The other stuff takes way to much typing to list them all. Ask if you care.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Knowledge
Romance
Passion
Determination
Faith (No im not a wacko zealot)
Entertainment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This would take a while...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully out with someone Im intrigued by or Im with my family and friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wheres the fun in spilling everything here?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
As Nike says, "Just do it". One request though? please have something more to say other than "Hi!" "Hey!" "Hello!" "How are you?" "Your cute." I dont need a novel but a little something would be nice.