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colbycheeze

26 / M / Straight / Single

San Antonio, Texas

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:42pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey what's up, my name is Colby and I've just moved to San Antonio to enjoy myself and be around friends. I'm hoping to find some people to have fun awkward conversations with and bro out. If a relationship happens that's nice, but it isn't a priority for me right now.

I don't believe in marriage or having kids, and I'm not a religious person.
(Have I now narrowed it down to like .1% of the world?)

I want to be a health freak, but chocolate and coffee are too addicting. I also enjoy breakfast burritos from that Mexican food place down the street. Yummy.

I don't really get along with really "nice" girls. I like girls that say what is on their mind and are more open minded. I have no filter and can't be bothered to give a shit about someone who is always easily offended. So if you can't deal with some dark humor then GTFO.

I'm pretty fucking nerdy, and not ashamed of it. I make Youtube videos for a living. GG. I'm into video games, scary movies, anime, and whatever else floats my boat at any given point.

"Don’t look to life to tell you what you want. That’s your burden — and your privilege — to decide."
What I’m doing with my life
I play video games for a living and get paid for it. I win.

Currently just looking to have fun and enjoy the good weather while hanging out with my best friends Holly and James. They are like my family.

http://www.youtube.com/colbycheeze
I’m really good at
- Giving great massages.
- Video Games.
- Winning!
- Figuring out how to do almost anything
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very energetic.
I am really direct and have somewhat of a dark humor, although I'll never directly TRY and piss anyone off.
I'm not 100% asshole. Maybe just 70%.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hard to say my favorite book. I read mostly non-fiction though. To give you an idea, the last few that I read are
"I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. Really funny :)
The Millionaire Fast lane
The Walking Dead Comics.

I eat a lot of veggies, and mostly prefer Sushi / Fish when I eat out.

I watch most good shows. True Blood, The Office, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, etc...

Music...I don't know. I'm bored of music these days. Rather just take a nap if I'm bored of enough to turn on music.
The six things I could never do without
- Reddit

- Porn

- Sashimi - NOM NOM!!

- Youtube

- Eztv.it / Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My plans for the zombie apocalypse.

"The more you know, the more you realise how much you don't know -- the less you know, the more you think you know." - David T. Freeman
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, awkward conversations with friends, watching movies.

Not going to a club or bar. I hate doing that shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am way too ticklish. It's embarrassing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You like to laugh, are nerdy, like to play video games, or don't mind that it is what I do for a living.

You are not an annoying helpless princess. Tired of that.