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cole1066

28 Cypress, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess the first thing you should know about me is just how much I try to laugh. I've got a knack for spotting the absurdities in life and take great pleasure in laughing at them. I like movies, and not in the sense of just watching movies, I like to study them. I think you can tell a lot about someone based on their favorite movies. I'm often told that I am far too harsh in my criticism of movies, but I think if you're gonna do something, you should do it well. I would like to say that I'm laidback, but this seems to be a misnomer to me; sometimes I like to sit forward, and occasionally stand upright. I think a far more accurate word would be relaxed or mellow and even those aren't wholly accurate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do customer service, team management, marketing, game design, and production with one of the top online game companies on the planet, and its been one of the best things that's ever happened to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having an encyclopedic knowledge of movies, a near perfect sense of comedic timing, telling stories, sarcasm, video games, and snapping wet towels. Like Indiana Jones good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dark hair, and I've got eyes that shift colors from light green to light blue, my height, my ever expanding vocabulary
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - anything by Don Winslow, a song of ice and fire series, world war z, assorted comics, and I just picked up "The Walking Dead and Philosophy". I haven't started yet but I'm really looking forward to it.

Movies- This is a very long list and constantly changing. However some of my favorite directors include Guy Ritchie, Zack Snyder, Joss Whedon, Guillermo del Toro, Quentin Tarantino, Beat Takeshi, and Kim Ji-Woon.

Music- Slayer, Anthrax, Amon Amarth, The Real Mackenzies, Ex Deo, Meshuggah, Black Tusk, Kingdom of Sorrow, Rob Zombie, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Dropkick Murphys, All That Remains, Lamb of God, As Blood Runs Black, Blood or Whisky, Chthonic, Ensiferum, Kataklysm, Primordial, Machine Head, Silent Civillian. Plus a smattering of rap, punk, folk, and the odd top20 song.

Shows- Breaking Bad, Archer, The Simpsons, American Dad, Spartacus, The Shield, Suits, American Horror Story, South Park, Hell on Wheels, The Walking Dead.

Food- along with the typical assortment (sushi, tacos, etc) I really like looking for food I've never had before
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog
2. Fine liquor
3. My friends
4. My sense of humor
5. My freedom
6. My dog

My dog is on here twice because he's pretty damn awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Far too much, or maybe not enough...I'm not certain...I'll have to think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are rather mundane because of when I get home from work, I usually go out on Saturday. However, when I do go out on Friday it's usually drinks with friends,  movies, and the occasional concert or comedy club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I admit to it, it ceases to be private. 
You should message me if
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You want to ride eternal in Valhalla, all shiny and chrome.