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42 M Barcelona, Spain

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Scottish man living in Barcelona looking for something real. I do believe it exists but it's pretty damn hard to find, so that's why I am here. Without sounding like I'm on special offer in a supermarket, I'm a man who....likes.... to do things and then some other things....and is ...nice...and looks like....and wears....and believes in.. and many other things too numerous to mention.Oh.. and I don't have a use by date(can I say I'm getting better with age?Very cheesy!)
Not easy this self summary business.
Que dificil!

“Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” ~ Roald Dahl
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching, designing, traveling, walking and exploring,living and loving Barcelona.Appreciating the small things and enjoying the day to day.
Looking for an evil genius to help me conquer the world, or at the very least someone to laugh(it has to be an evil laugh though) with in this very short life we have.
I’m really good at
Being silly,being serious,I like to cook although I wouldn't say I'm really good at it(I'm an expert recipe follower), listening to music(can you be good at listening to music?I suppose this means I'm a good listener), forgetting to buy milk(which is annoying in the morning when I want my Earl Grey tea)
Should this section be called Ego Trip?
The first things people usually notice about me
OK cupid notices that I'm an empty vessel and I need to fill out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Off the top of my head:Midnight's Children, To kill a mocking bird, Catcher in the rye,Auster, Faulks, Carey, Murakami, Marquez.
Jazz,soul,roots reggae,electronica,folk,y mas.
Gil Scott Heron, Nina Simone, Neil Young, Otis Redding, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Bob Dylan, Coltrane, Chet Baker, Etta James, Cinematic Orchestra, Robert Glasper, Blue Note, Midlake, U Roy, Bjork,Mos Def, De la Soul, Ebo Taylor and the most excellent Fela kuti(and so much more)
Indian,Thai,Vietnamese,Scottish(not really).
Good drama,comedy(Blackadder, Green Wing, Curb your enthusiasm, Spaced, Monty Python) Woody Allen, Cinema Paradiso, Fargo(Coen brohers hit the spot), 12 Angry Men, Godfather, Alien, Bladerunner,y mas.
The six things I could never do without
Something to draw with.
Something to draw on.
I love music but if all music was taken away from me and I was
left with only my singing voice I could do without that!
I quite enjoy having eyes, they seem quite important, you know.. to see and all, yes..eyes.(do they count as one or two?)
I do like a good laugh, you know the kind that hurts?
I do like Marmite also but I suppose if it came between me and the Marmite, the Marmite would lose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I actually can communicate with cats or not and some other stuff that is slightly more important(although only ever so slightly).

"Never love anybody that treats you like you're ordinary" Oscar Wilde
On a typical Friday night I am
NOT devising plans to take over the world, stamp collecting or dancing in my bedroom to soft-rock ballads. These are things I never do on a Friday(on any other day perhaps, apart from dancing to soft rock ballads which will never happen because the devil himself invented soft rock ballads).Everything else is a possibility.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That the adverts on okcupid are now telling me I need a "revolutionary new shortcut to six pack abs"-how dare they!!
But also I can get a nice cheap prom dress for $53 which I'm sure you will agree is a bargain.Can't wait for my next prom.

It's not private but I hate the games people play with each other,
life is too short for that nonsense. Respect, honesty and a side helping of sincerity please.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you don't take yourself too seriously and your ego hasn't outgrown your body.
If you're full of empty words or are just bored please don't contact me however if you're curious and think we share some interests, could have a laugh(your best evil impersonations please) then please do. After all there is no harm in an email.
Just in case you take me too seriously:) I'm not at all evil or trying to take over the world, I'm just not going to write lots of stuff about how 'good I am'.
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