I'm a country bumpkin. If you gimme a hammock in the shade, grub,
beer, music, the beach, and my dogs, I'm a happy camper.
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colinoballin
24 / M / Straight / Single
Angwin, California
His Details
- Last Online
- May 6
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Diet
- Strictly anything
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Buddhism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Pets
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
Substitute teaching in Napa County, applying to grad school next
year to teach math (Donald Duck in Mathmagicland, anyone?), rock
climbing, backpacking, playing pool, drinking beer, mountain
biking, playing music, goin to SFGiants games. Simple life.
I’m really good at
Making pancakes, being romantic, fixing shit, telling inappropriate
jokes, talking to dogs and cats in their language, old school n64
games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a lot of ..."you have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. I
mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
first off go Niners, Giants, Sharks, Warriors, and
Earthquakes.
Books:
The Brothers Karamazov is my favorite, with To Kill a Mockingbird and Grapes of Wrath close seconds. Great Gatsby, All Quiet on the Western Front, 100 Years of Solitude, and any Steinbeck, Twain, Salinger, Vonnegut, Orwell, Neruda, or Bradbury.
Ask me about tv movies or music. too much to list.
Books:
The Brothers Karamazov is my favorite, with To Kill a Mockingbird and Grapes of Wrath close seconds. Great Gatsby, All Quiet on the Western Front, 100 Years of Solitude, and any Steinbeck, Twain, Salinger, Vonnegut, Orwell, Neruda, or Bradbury.
Ask me about tv movies or music. too much to list.
The six things I could never do without
Gin and tonic, fire, sunny days, the beach, friends, family
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Boy Meets World. TGIF
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes. I have
a nickname for my penis. Its called the Octagon. But I also nick
named my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is
Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you
just might get to meet the whole gang."
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–29
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
...you wanna go to a Giants game
...you sing in the band we just started.
...you wanna play catch.
...you sing in the band we just started.
...you wanna play catch.
