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24 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9, 2013
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
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"Life is sad, life is a bust/all you can do, is do what you must/and do what you must do, and you do it well"

I'm taking this way too seriously and not seriously enough.

Just tryna find someone with the right algo-rhythm.
What I’m doing with my life
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Originally from Snohomish, I graduated from Kenyon College in rural-fucking Ohio with a degree in English and an emphasis in Poetry.

I made it out of the (Heart)land of horse and buggy alive and have relocated back to the beautiful Pacific Northwest. It feels good to be home.

I'm biding my time, working the grind, writing unrhymed stanzas in coffeeshops. Really I'm enjoying learning (about myself, my life) without structure.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. Making people sandwiches. Making people sandwich me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair--it does what it wants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Poetry & Prose: All-American Poem, Lighthead, Invisible Man, Moby Dick, East of Eden, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.

Moving Pictures: Dead Man, Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Beginners, The Big Lebowski.

The Tube: Mad Men, 30 Rock, Arrested Development.

Bluegrass & Hip Hop: Das Racist, Dirty Projectors, Frank Ocean, St. Vincent, Kendrick Lamar, Kung Foo Grip, Bob Dylan, WHY?, Avett Brothers, John Prine, Sam Cooke, Joanna Newsom, Bill Callahan. On & on & on & on.

Sandwiches: Srsly, and it's a myth that only biddies love kale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
word play.
good food, good beer, good wine.
the san juans.
my friends/family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to appropriately balance giving a shit and not giving a shit.
How incredible Brokedown Palace is.
The poetry of everyday life.
Human contact.
Drinking beer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working (un)fortunately.
cooking with wine.
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you wanna. you like what you see (read). no guarantees, no regrets.

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