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collin3001

23 / M / Straight / Available

Tacoma, Washington

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:09pm
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a professional stand-up comedian about to head back on the road again. I lived in Vegas (1 year) and Utah (7 years) but I was originally born and raised in Portland (14 years).
In addition to stand up I also perform acoustic mash-ups (combining multiple songs into one).

Last year thanks to my volunteering I was appointed to the board of directors for Opportunities Las Vegas which is an NPO that did a lot of work with homeless people. Sadly I had to leave since I moved here but the same spirit remains in me and I love helping people whenever I can.

Hands down the number 1 thing I find attractive on a woman is a. Nice. Big. Brain. Not to say that physical attraction isn't also necessary, But no matter how attractive you are if you lack smarts and don't like learning then we'll likely just annoy each other.

If I've messaged you first then it's a very rare thing. I'm not doing online dating just so I can hit on a bunch of random attractive people. If I wanted to do that there's plenty of bars/clubs I could waste my time at. I like the practicality of being able to get to know someone a little bit before talking to them. Especially since I've been on plenty of first dates with people who were perfectly nice, but that I was not the least bit compatible with and would have known that if I had known up front that their favorite TV show was Keeping Up With the Kardashians (if you watch it sometimes that's fine. But if it's in your top 5 favorites we won't get along) or something similar.
Also I admit that OKCupid is only pseudo-science but there is a small correlation factor so if our match percentage is less then 70% and you message me I will be perfectly nice and most likely respond (unless I'm busy) and try to chat, but likely we will be friends at best (no matter how attractive you are)
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working on building up a stockpile of cash so I can get back on the road with comedy doing what I love.
I’m really good at
Comedy, computers, and lots of weird little things when necessary like solving new puzzles, or driving in emergency situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes... and then my sense of humor. Also that I kinda look like a darker version of Kurt's boyfriend on Glee
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Unmasking the Face, Telling Lies, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy in action,
Movies: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Mean Girls, The Notebook, The Princess Bride
Shows: How I Met Your Mother (#1!), The Daily Show, Walking dead, Suits, Stargate, White Collar, Psyche, Burn Notice, Louie, Wilfred, The Big Bang Theory
Music: Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Norwegian Recycling, DJ Earworm, Beethoven
Food: Coffee, Ice cream, Pizza, Cereal, Hamburgers.
The six things I could never do without
1. Electronics
2. Puppies
3. Humor
4. Entertainment
5. Change
6. My Mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fantasy scenarios like what to do should zombies take over the world. Or how I would greet the queen of England should I meet her.

My most recent thought (updated as regularly as I can remember to): I don't think I'll ever ground my future kids (if I have any). I think instead their punishment will be having to do community service so they learn that the way to make up for bad is with good, not by doing nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out performing at a show. If I'm not busy performing then I'm probably enjoying a night off at home watching TV shows and cuddling with my roommates golden retriever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have some irrational fears like telephonophobia
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I value smarts over looks so if you can not keep a good intelligent conversation then no matter how attractive you are I don't think that we'll get along. But if you've got a good head on your shoulders hit me up so we can chat and get to actually know each other :)
or to really get to know a bunch about me you can FB friend me @ http://www.facebook.com/stealthnegro or check out my website http://www.comiccollin.com