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collin81

32 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hmm...

Well I live in Columbia City. I can usually be found bouncing all around Seattle getting into all kinds of trouble.

Why should you get to know me? Well, I'm a serious smartass who will make you laugh as well as being someone who is thoughtful and considerate of others, and run-on sentences really turn me on.

I love going to see bands, comedians, and plays. Live performances are something everyone needs to see more of because they truly give you an appreciation for the arts and the talent and dedication it takes to get good at something that's so transient. Well maybe not everyone needs to see more of it. Just enough people that there are still enough tickets left for me and my friends.

I love to cook, especially elaborate dishes that take way too much time. If you have your grandmother's cookbook, chances are I want to see it.

Also, total tango addict. See below for more details.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking enlightenment while trying to master Hollandaise sauce. I cheat at both, frequently.

I love, love, love to cook, but I am just not crazy enough to try to work in a restaurant.

About four years ago, I started dancing Argentine Tango (yes - there are different types of tango), and its consumed a fairly large part of my life. I go out dancing anywhere from 2-4 days a week, and I'm really loving the challenge and the dedication it requires. At some point, I'd love to make the holy tango pilgrimage to Buenos Aires.
I’m really good at
Making cheesecake. Just about any kind. My NY cheesecake will impress you, but my Peanut Butter Chocolate Cheesecake will make you weak in the knees.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have fairly big eyes for a guy, and they're hazel. Not the typical hazel, though. Rather than the blend of brown and green, in each of my eyes I have an outside, distinct ring of brown surrounding a green center. Sort of like a reverse M&M.

Also, I'm 5'6. A little shorter than average, I know. I want to be up front about it because there are some women who just don't want to date someone shorter than they are. It's totally ok, and I understand because I wouldn't want to date anyone whose breasts were as small as yours. :D

/snark
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Einstien's Dreams, American Gods, Mark Twain's Essays, The Lucifer Effect, The Art of Happiness, Sit Down and Shut Up, The Discworld Saga, Game of Thrones series, The Postmortem, How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe.

Movies - Lost in Translation, Prophecy, Garden State, Sideways, and Casino Royale. Not much of a movie guy, actually.

Music - Pearl Jam, Leadbelly, John Lee Hooker, Mars Volta, Eric Clapton, Moby, Blues Traveler, Arcade Fire, The Ramones, The Cure, Zero 7, The Smiths, Foo Fighters, 22-20s, Jem, Nirvana, The Decemberists, Harvey Danger

Food - Sushi, Sushi, Sushi, Vegetables, a properly prepared steak, french food (especially Bistro style), GOOD Chinese food... Actually I can appreciate just about any food as long as it's made with care and attention.
The six things I could never do without
Showers

Coffee

A comfortable place to sleep

My sense of wonder

Self-deprecation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, society, and cooking. They're all hobbies. Also, what I could really do with photography if I had the money.

Tango. I told you... addict.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a date, with friends, out dancing, ranting about social inequities, or all of the above. Usually all at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you think that's cool, you should see what I can do with this rope over here...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I appreciate someone who likes trying new things, even if they wish they didn't later. Someone who's unpretentious, geeky, and loves music. ...oh my god. I just realized I'm looking for an unpretentious hipster in Seattle.

I am so screwed.