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32 M Wasilla, AK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:43pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi. My name is Mike. Very original, I know. Blame my parents.

I'm from San Diego (hence the hat. I know the Padres suck). I recently moved from Los Angeles after living there for 7 years to Sacramento, but I'm currently in Wasilla for the next 3-4 months for work. I work in television and travel a lot (obviously).

I have a 2.5 year old daughter that is the most important thing in the world to me. She doesn't live with me since I travel and work so much, but I try to spend as much time with her as possible.

I can be quiet until I get to know people, but once I open up I like to think that I have a pretty solid personality. I'm pretty funny and sense of humor is first and foremost to me in others. I try not to ever take anything too seriously unless absolutely necessary. I do offend people sometimes with my sense of humor, so hopefully you are not easily offended.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm freelance, so I'm either working a ton or not working at all. When I am working, I work 60-80 hour weeks. When I'm not, I have all the time in the world. I've been traveling nonstop the past few years with work. I'm a bit of a nomad right now. I love my career though. Everything else kind of revolves around it.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, sarcasm, thoroughly confusing people, eating mexican food, being hyper-aware of my surroundings, being awkward, spelling and punctuation, people watching, Call of Duty, watching movies, breathing, keeping tabs on people.
The first things people usually notice about me
A girl once told me that I had the deepest, bluest eyes she'd ever seen. I have the shoulders of a football player. People usually think I'm mean because I don't smile by default, but that's just my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Henry Rollins.

Movies: Too many to list, but I'll list a few: Buffalo 66, Being John Malkovich, Requiem for a Dream, Memento, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Donnie Darko.. many more.

TV: Breaking Bad is all that really matters to me right now. So much so that I took a road trip to Albuquerque, New Mexico and stopped at all of the filming locations. It's kind of a sad obsession I have. Other than that, Dexter, Homeland, Eastbound and Down, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, 30 Rock, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Portlandia, Fantasy Factory, Storage Wars, Tosh.0, old Adult Swim (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Sealab 2021, etc.). Buckwild, any show that I work on (just to see how it turned out, if nothing else), I can't keep up with TV anymore though.

Music: I like a lot of different types of music, but really love post-hardcore (which I know is kind of rare nowadays) and rap/hip hop. Fear Before the March of Flames, Circa Survive, Minus the Bear, Brand New, Underoath, Norma Jean, Saosin, Santigold (a lot lately), Yeah Yeah Yeahs, As I Lay Dying, Refused, Every Time I Die, At The Drive-In, Aesop Rock, Black Keys, Deftones, Glassjaw, Kanye West, Jay Z, Lil Wayne, Drake, Explosions in the Sky, He Is Legend, Hopesfall, once again, I could go on forever.

Food: Mexican food is my life. I've decided if I know when I will die, my last meal will be carne asada fries. You must try them before you die. They may be the actual cause of your death, but I promise, it will be worth it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What other people are doing. What I should be doing. How strange it is that almost every girl on OK Cupid lists themselves as bi-sexual. Also there are a striking number that are hair stylists and makeup artists. And too many Marilyn Monroe quotes to count. And everyone is an "open book" and is looking for a "partner in crime", and has a picture of themself with a fake moustache, and is training for the zombie apocalypse, and everyone seems to work hard so that they can play hard. In conclusion, I think about how unoriginal people are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Always doing something different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thing for girls with tattoos and piercings. And dark hair. And glasses. And boobs. Vaginas are helpful.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Any of these are good starting points:
You find my profile vaguely interesting.
You find me attractive.
You are looking to potentially be friends or more.
You want to get mexican food.
You want to go to Disneyland.
We share similar interests.
You're cute.
You have tattoos (this is not a pre-requisite, just a bonus).
You want to go get a tattoo
You are or resemble Radeo Suicide or Phecda Suicide.
You are a Suicidegirl.
You want to grab a drink or hang out.

You should NOT message me if:
You are going to keep sending messages to me with no intention of meeting me. I'm not looking for a pen pal.
You can't come up with a better message than "hi", "hey", "what's up", etc. I see so many girls say how annoying this is in their profile and then they do the same thing.
You weigh more than 200lbs. Nothing personal, but I'm not physically attracted to girls that weigh more than me. Sorry.
You cannot spell the word "definitely". I just gave you the answer too, so really... Get it right.