Dislikes: being covered in ants
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25 • F • Ridgewood, NY
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–37
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Sep 19
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Trying to quit
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
Dislikes: being covered in ants
Forgetting to eat, then eating night cheese. (Alternatively: hustlin' so I can afford night cheese.)
I also do a bi-weekly radio show late Monday nights on bel-air.org if you're into spacey bullshit.
I pretend to printmake sometimes.
David Liebe Hart once asked me to be his girlfriend, but I'm 100% sure he says that to all the girls.
I am very good at directions, whistling, foosball, slow-mo chicken dance, naps, baking and hospitality. I'm basically an embarrassing dad you're happy to have around.
My friend said I dance like a "dignified Elaine Benes" which I'm pretty cool with. Her girlfriend also said I was "just a very genuine, friendly, outgoing person," but joke's on her, I'm a terrible person! Ha ha ha!
Paper-only: Dorothy Parker, Bukowski, Sheila Heti, Oscar Wilde, Julie Doucet, David Foster Wallace, Sam Selvon, Jennifer Egan, Yevgeny Zamyatin. Art theory, N+1, anything put out by Paper Monument, Picturebox, Triple Canopy, Paper Rad, Kramer's Ergot, Apartamento. In NY, Printed Matter, Artbook @ PS1 and Desert Island are key, in LA, Family Books and Ooga Booga and Meltdown Comics.
Also! Just bought House of Psychotic Women by Kier-La Janisse and I am unbearably psyched on it. Bitter pseudo-autobiographical anecdotes supplementing a book about horror movies involving female psychotic breaks. Ya!
Movies: Three movies I could watch over and over and always leave me the most fulfilled: Upstream Color, The Double Life of Veronica, and recently, Spike Jonze's Her.
Also good: (Herzog's) Bad Lieutenant, Sleepaway Camp, 8 1/2, Michael Haneke, Suspiria, Blow Up, Purple Rain, Hausu, anything where the world gets destroyed, anything dystopic.
TV Shows: Peep Show, Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, American Horror Story, Broad City and Workaholics, recently Black Mirror, fucked up as it may be. It's like an eternally depressing Twilight Zone that is most often dystopic, how is that not made just for me?
Music: Guided By Voices, The Fall, Action Bronson, Minutemen, Wipers, Can, Orange Juice, Faust, Swans, Lil Debbie, Beat Happening, Project Pat, Silver Apples, William Basinski, Pavement, DJ Paul, Marvin Gaye, Dinosaur Jr., Juicy J, Sleep∞Over, Galaxie 500, Danny Brown, Otis Redding, J Dilla, Yung Lean, Delta 5, Gang of Four, The Raincoats, Steve Reich, The Four Tops, Killa Cam (killa cam cam), Philip Glass, Ghostface, Three 6 Mafia, Sly Stone, The Replacements, RiFF RAFF, Madlib, O Superman, A$AP Rocky, Pharcyde, Al Green, FIDLAR, Tribe Called Quest, Death Grips, Salem, SpaceGhostPurrp. Sorry, I'll stop.
Artists: Mel Bochner, Peter Sutherland, Lawrence Weiner, Andrew Jeffrey Wright, Gary Panter, John Baldessari, Mike Mills, Jenny Holzer, Raymond Pettibon, Nick Haymes, Maurizio Cattelan, Tauba Auerbach, Robert Barry, David Shrigley, Bas Jan Ader, Sol LeWitt, Bruce Nauman, Joseph Kosuth, Ed Ruscha, Liam Gillick, On Kawara, Sam Francis.
Admittedly, I also want to be the type of person that John Waters would respect and admire. Appreciate the beauty in the bad. Come at things with affection before judgement. Be a weirdo.
Realizing more and more how important an interest in good hip hop is in a guy. "Good" can go a lot of directions, too.
Or, you know, hot wings.
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