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25 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:15pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Likes: elaborate hypotheticals, shower beers, hypothetical elaborations, beer showers.

Dislikes: being covered in ants
What I’m doing with my life
Recognizing when people take their profile pictures inside Richard Serra sculptures.

Forgetting to eat, then eating night cheese. (Alternatively: hustlin' so I can afford night cheese.)

I also do a bi-weekly radio show late Monday nights on if you're into spacey bullshit.
I’m really good at
Comma usage, foosball, directions, baking, making uncomfortable/off jokes with conservative people I don't know well. I was terrible at it but at one point I could pilot a small plane.

David Liebe Hart once asked me to be his girlfriend, but I'm 100% sure he says that to all the girls.

Recently, during a week-long sailing trip with a friend, she pointed out that I whistle and sing quietly to myself a lot, but that "for some reason, when you do it, it's not annoying." That might be one of the sweetest things someone has said to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kind of shameless about starting conversations with strangers. I'm usually lots of smiles and questions.

I've been told I have good reactions to cat-callers on the street. Usually I'll turn around and scold them with a "No!" or, if the cat-call is very vulgar, thank them with a smile.

I've also heard "how can such morbid/strange/inappropriate things come out of such a small and cheery voice?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Paper-only: Dorothy Parker, Bukowski, Sheila Heti, Oscar Wilde, Julie Doucet, David Foster Wallace, Sam Selvon, Jennifer Egan, Yevgeny Zamyatin. Art theory, N+1, anything put out by Paper Monument, Picturebox, Triple Canopy, Paper Rad, Kramer's Ergot, Apartamento. In NY, Printed Matter, Artbook @ PS1 and Desert Island are key, in LA, Family Books and Ooga Booga and Meltdown Comics.

Also! Just bought House of Psychotic Women by Kier-La Janisse and I am unbearably psyched on it. Bitter pseudo-autobiographical anecdotes supplementing a book about horror movies involving female psychotic breaks. Ya!

Movies: Three movies I could watch over and over and always leave me the most fulfilled: Upstream Color, The Double Life of Veronica, and recently, Spike Jonze's Her.
Also good: (Herzog's) Bad Lieutenant, Sleepaway Camp, 8 1/2, Michael Haneke, Suspiria, Blow Up, Purple Rain, Hausu, anything where the world gets destroyed, anything dystopic.

TV Shows: Peep Show, Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, American Horror Story, Downton Abbey, House of Cards, recently Black Mirror, fucked up as it may be. It's like an eternally depressing Twilight Zone that is most often dystopic, how is that not made just for me?

Music: Guided By Voices, The Fall, Action Bronson, Minutemen, Wipers, Can, Orange Juice, Faust, Lil Debbie, Beat Happening, Project Pat, Silver Apples, Pavement, Marvin Gaye, Dinosaur Jr., Sleep∞Over, Galaxie 500, Danny Brown, Otis Redding, J Dilla, Psychic TV, Black Tambourine, Yung Lean, Delta 5, Gang of Four, The Raincoats, The Four Tops, Philip Glass, Ghostface, Sly Stone, The Replacements, RiFF RAFF, O Superman, A$AP Rocky, Pharcyde, Al Green, FIDLAR, Tribe Called Quest, Death Grips, Salem, Shabazz Palaces. Sorry, I'll stop.

Food: Yep.

Artists: Mel Bochner, Peter Sutherland, Lawrence Weiner, Andrew Jeffrey Wright, Gary Panter, John Baldessari, Mike Mills, Jenny Holzer, Raymond Pettibon, Nick Haymes, Maurizio Cattelan, Tauba Auerbach, Robert Barry, David Shrigley, Bas Jan Ader, Sol LeWitt, Bruce Nauman, Joseph Kosuth, Ed Ruscha, Liam Gillick, On Kawara, Sam Francis. If reddit has taught me anything, it's that the majority of people really like some shit art.
The six things I could never do without
Alone time (early morning runs?)
Spicy food
Conversations that end like this
Burrito catting
make up!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Welcome to the internet.

I just want to learn shit and be nice to people forever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really miss having a car so I can belt along to top 40 hip hop and r&b radio. I guess I'm most secretive about how psyched I am whenever Pop That by French Montana comes on, but if I had a car the windows would be down and I wouldn't be givin' one fuck.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're calm and collected. You get really excited about certain things, like a kid. You're just a little fucked up. You want to smoke weed in a graveyard at night like shitty teenagers. You can skate, can teach me to skate, or just really enjoy exploring shit by board. You want to snuggle it out because if you can't take snuggling, you're dead inside and have terrible priorities.

You think you can pick me up under one arm.

Or, you know, hot wings.