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25 M Fort Collins, CO

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Last Online
Today – 4:47am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm Colton and I'm from a pretty small town in IL. I'd say I have a small town mentality. I find it pretty hard to take most things seriously and laugh at innopportune times. Life's a pretty big joke if you stop and assess what you're doing compared to everyone else. I'm also a pretty sarcastic person, but usually I'm just trying to get some laughs. A low key box social is far more inticing than going out with a large group of people. Adrenaline junky.

I spent my younger years touring in a pop-punk band, basically traveling and partying full time. It was the great break from the reality, but I went back to school in 2010 and the past few years have mainly consisted of looking at rocks. pma.

Insta - @rumhamsham
What I’m doing with my life
On the home stretch of a BSc in geology at Colorado State University. Probably snag a job in oil and gas... live the sweet life.
I’m really good at
Guitar. (13 years)
Guessing what your jewelry is made out of.
Picking ripe avocados.
Cheap laughs.
Open world video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
red hairs/very laid back/couple small tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Gangs of New York, Leon the Professional, Moon, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Dumb and Dumber, Bio-Dome, The Die Hard Quadrilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Seven Psychopaths, Into the Wild, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Airplane, Forest Gump, Cast Away, Stripes, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Step Brothers, Dog Day Afternoon, There Will Be Blood, Heat, Three Kings, The Other Guys.

Bob's Burgers, Workaholics, Archer, The Office, Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Top Gear, Kitchen Nightmares, Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Eastbound and Down.

Every Time I Die, Boys Night Out, New Found Glory, Four Year Strong, Blink 182... Basically, a lot pop-punk from 2005. Black Keys, Hot Water Music, Chuck Ragan, Cake, RX Bandits, the Back Dahlia Murder, Stray from the Path, Between the Buried and Me, Protest the Hero, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Weekend FM, Against Me, Avett Brothers, Dallas Green, Tom Waits, The Chronic 2001, Wu Tang, Valient Thorr, Cancer Bats, The Boss, Third Eye Blind.. 90's pop.

I like healthy food, but where I'm from, if it tastes good - it tastes better deep fried.
The six things I could never do without
internets, exercise, guitar, traveling, intellectual stimulation, comedic relief... reddit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a couple drinks with a few friends or exploring old town. Staying in while partaking in a few marijuanas and watching a marathon of some tv show is just as fun. I also work for ramride so I could also be hooking you up with a ride home.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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