coltonrltrees
26 Westminster, CO
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My self-summary
I want to meet someone funnier than me. I'm on here looking for something significant, which I find pretty hilarious and I'd also rather meet up than just awkwardly chat on here.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a BS in geology and I'm a geospatial information systems analyst at UBER.
I’m really good at
Making serious situations funny.
Staying positive.
Making liquids come out of your nose.
Common sense.
Science and math.
Guitar.
Keeping calm.
Deadpan.
The first things people usually notice about me
red hairs and tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hatchet.

The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Gangs of New York, Leon the Professional, Moon, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Dumb and Dumber, Bio-Dome, The Die Hard Quadrilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Seven Psychopaths, Into the Wild, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Airplane, Forest Gump, Cast Away, Stripes, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Step Brothers, Dog Day Afternoon, There Will Be Blood, Heat.

Broad City, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Workaholics, Archer, The Office, Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Top Gear, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones Eastbound and Down, Rick and Morty.

Every Time I Die, The Story So Far, State Champs, Boys Night Out, New Found Glory, Four Year Strong, Blink 182... Basically, a lot pop-punk from 2005. Chuck Ragan, Cake, RX Bandits, the Black Dahlia Murder, Stray from the Path, Between the Buried and Me, Protest the Hero, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Dallas Green, Tom Waits, The Chronic 2001, Wu Tang, Valient Thorr, Cancer Bats, The Boss, Third Eye Blind.. 90's pop.

Podcasts: The Joe Rogan Experience, Your Moms House (Tom Segura), The Monday Morning Podcast (Bill Burr), aaaand a handful of others
The six things I could never do without
Climbing, guitar, adventure, intellectual stimulation, comedic relief, cooking... reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lil Sebastian
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to bed early to do cool stuff in the morning.
Drinking all night to ruin that early morning.
You should message me if
You want to climb or actually meet up.
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