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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 19
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I recently recieved a degree in geology so I'm playing that 3-5 years experience game while I search for someone to give me the job I want. So, I'm a super laid back person with a great sense of humor and I'm just looking for someone to share climbing, camping, and general hangs with... bonus points if you're also passionate about cooking ridiculous meals and watching food porn.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do GIS stuff for microsoft in Boulder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making serious situations funny.
Staying positive.
Making liquids come out of your nose.
Common sense.
Science and math.
Keeping calm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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red hairs and a couple small tattoos. I'm pretty good at using humor to ease awkwardness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Gangs of New York, Leon the Professional, Moon, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Dumb and Dumber, Bio-Dome, The Die Hard Quadrilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Seven Psychopaths, Into the Wild, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Airplane, Forest Gump, Cast Away, Stripes, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Step Brothers, Dog Day Afternoon, There Will Be Blood, Heat, Three Kings, The Other Guys.

Broad City, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Workaholics, Archer, The Office, Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Top Gear, Kitchen Nightmares, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Eastbound and Down, Rick and Morty.

Every Time I Die, The Story So Far, State Champs, Boys Night Out, New Found Glory, Four Year Strong, Blink 182... Basically, a lot pop-punk from 2005. Chuck Ragan, Cake, RX Bandits, the Black Dahlia Murder, Stray from the Path, Between the Buried and Me, Protest the Hero, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Dallas Green, Tom Waits, The Chronic 2001, Wu Tang, Valient Thorr, Cancer Bats, The Boss, Third Eye Blind.. 90's pop.

I like healthy food, but where I'm from, if it tastes good - it tastes better deep fried.
The six things I could never do without
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Climbing, snowboarding, guitar, traveling/adventure, intellectual stimulation, comedic relief... reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lil Sebastian
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed early to do cool stuff in the morning.
Drinking all night to ruin that early morning.
You should message me if
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You want to meet up and act like we've known each other for years. I'll just let everyone know that we met at Safeway next to the avocados.