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coltonrltrees

25 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a geologist. Similar to Randy Marsh.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just graduated from CSU with a BS in geology. Moved to north denver.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making serious situations seem funny.
Playing guitar.
Pretending I'm better than Adam Ondra.
(Looking for a climbing partner)
Staying positive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
red hairs/very laid back/couple small tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hatchet.

The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Gangs of New York, Leon the Professional, Moon, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Dumb and Dumber, Bio-Dome, The Die Hard Quadrilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Seven Psychopaths, Into the Wild, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Airplane, Forest Gump, Cast Away, Stripes, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Step Brothers, Dog Day Afternoon, There Will Be Blood, Heat, Three Kings, The Other Guys.

Bob's Burgers, South Park, Workaholics, Archer, The Office, Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Top Gear, Kitchen Nightmares, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Eastbound and Down, Rick and Morty.

Every Time I Die, Boys Night Out, New Found Glory, Four Year Strong, Blink 182... Basically, a lot pop-punk from 2005. Chuck Ragan, Cake, RX Bandits, the Black Dahlia Murder, Stray from the Path, Between the Buried and Me, Protest the Hero, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Dallas Green, Tom Waits, The Chronic 2001, Wu Tang, Valient Thorr, Cancer Bats, The Boss, Third Eye Blind.. 90's pop.

I like healthy food, but where I'm from, if it tastes good - it tastes better deep fried.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internets, exercise, guitar, traveling/adventure, intellectual stimulation, comedic relief... reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Winning a small some of money that is sustainable for ~10 yrs and living the dirtbag life out of a stealth camper around various forest preserves throughout the the country.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed early to do cool stuff in the morning.
Drinking all night to ruin that early morning.
You should message me if
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You have some empanadas