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coltonrltrees

26 Westminster, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Girls just wanna have fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a degree in geology from CSU and I currently do GIS stuff for Microsoft Bing in Boulder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making serious situations funny.
Staying positive.
Making liquids come out of your nose.
Common sense.
Science and math.
Guitar.
Keeping calm.
Deadpan.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
red hairs and a couple small tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hatchet.

The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Gangs of New York, Leon the Professional, Moon, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Dumb and Dumber, Bio-Dome, The Die Hard Quadrilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Seven Psychopaths, Into the Wild, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Airplane, Forest Gump, Cast Away, Stripes, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Step Brothers, Dog Day Afternoon, There Will Be Blood, Heat.

Broad City, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Workaholics, Archer, The Office, Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Top Gear, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones Eastbound and Down, Rick and Morty.

Every Time I Die, The Story So Far, State Champs, Boys Night Out, New Found Glory, Four Year Strong, Blink 182... Basically, a lot pop-punk from 2005. Chuck Ragan, Cake, RX Bandits, the Black Dahlia Murder, Stray from the Path, Between the Buried and Me, Protest the Hero, Coheed and Cambria, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Dallas Green, Tom Waits, The Chronic 2001, Wu Tang, Valient Thorr, Cancer Bats, The Boss, Third Eye Blind.. 90's pop.

I always have time for burritos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Climbing, snowboarding, guitar, traveling/adventure, intellectual stimulation, comedic relief... reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lil Sebastian
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed early to do cool stuff in the morning.
Drinking all night to ruin that early morning.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet up and act like we've known each other for years. I'll just let everyone know that we met at Safeway next to the mangos.