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columbux

28 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A romp for the whole family
What I’m doing with my life
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When I'm not sleeping I'm
composing and recording music
As well as writing my surrealist spaghetti western
And painting
And writing a podcast network
And saving burning children from pedi files.

But that's only about about 2.6 % of the time

Most of my time is covered by rereading how kiss with confidence .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not climbing rocks
Yoyo dancing
Underwater chess
Destitching baseballs
Space camping
Jolly jigs
Alphabet soup scrabble
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm there ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Larry David
Captain beefheart
Woody Allen

And other stuff
Doesn't matter-none of this matters
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My thumb
My index finger
My middle finger
My ring finger
My pinky finger
And my extra pinky finger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Suffering, mortality, the expanding universe, and wet socks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a scrap book of that previous Thursday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have feelings
You should message me if
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I don't know