Message Him

Join OkCupid

Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match —% Friend —% Enemy

columbux

26 / M / Straight / Available

San Francisco, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:35pm
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
No one reads this.
Lets just be friends, and figure this out the old fashion way.
What I’m doing with my life
in the studio recording or punching away upon my junkyard type writer cranking out scripts for my sketch comedy movie, and or short stories / dada rants

I love painting. I try and paint a piece a day as well as drink two pots of black tea

Trying to start an avant jazz band. I play clarinet, looking for a baritone guitarist and a drummer. Band name: sir yumsly foothat and his catfish champions

Just put out a solo album under the name mirthquake, which I spent 1200$ of saved money to press 300 copies of it on wax, and plan on painting a different visual movement on each album cover by hand.

Bed time: 4 am
Wake time: 11:30 am

I'm a walking machine

I'm producing an all girl avant diddy group. Called shoehorn.

Putting together a film/ art/ music festival with Sioux magazine for the late summer

Recording 2nd album

I sleep with windows up and lots of american flag blankets.
I’m really good at
laughing at the bizarre and or mundane things life brings forth.

Yoyo dancing
Underwater chess
Destitching baseballs
Space camping
Jolly jigs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: woody Allen, bukowski, Thompson ,David sedaris, a season in hell,

Music: captain beefheart, flaming lips, the residents, frank Zappa, deerhoof, Charles Mingus, ornette Coleman, dungen, ceatano veloso, can, Harry partch, thelonious monk, Scott walker, joe meek, the shaggs, Tom waits, duke Ellington, dizzy, Stravinsky, Debussy, Tom ze, , picese, George Gershwin, Brian Wilson, surf guitar music, delfonics, smokey Robinson, four tops, flamingos, beck, velvet underground, many many more

Movies: windy city heat, life of Brian, a serious man. american splendor, duck soup, horse feathers, animal crackers, anything by woody Allen, anything by the coen brothers,spinal tap, switchblade sisters, adaptation, the graduate, young Frankenstein, history of the world part one, dr strangelove, Barry Lyndon, fletch, kingpin, beyond the black rainbow, 2001 space odesy, Christmas on mars, welcome to the dollhouse, fear anxiety and depression. Pulp fiction, resvoir dogs, kill bill, coffy, fear and loathing, Erik the Viking

Comedians:
Louie ck, kids in the hall, George carlin, woody Allen, bob odenkirk, paten oswaldt, Lenny Bruce, Groucho Marx, Chico Marx, harpo Marx, buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, wc fields, David cross, Paul f. Tompkins, don rickels, Mel brooks, George Meyer, dick cavett, David sedaris, Mitch hurwitz, norm Mcdonald, bill Murray,Andrew daily Monty python, Matt Walsh, Matt besser, Joan rivers, Kristen wig, Tina fey, Larry david

Tv: mr show, fishing with john, kids in the hall, louie, UCB, Simpsons, curb, breaking bad, Seinfeld, it's always sunny, Monty python, freaks and geeks, luxury comedy, 30 rock, parks and rec, office uk, get smart, rocko's modern life, whitest kids u know, snuff box, comedy bang bang,
The six things I could never do without
Black tea/fruit/sleep/music/comedy/creative people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music,
why is effortlessly so hard to say?
a kids in the hall sketch i saw that day
Getting another black tea.
my okcupid enemies...and if any of them are planning some sort of attack...
On a typical Friday night I am
Making a scrap book of that previous Thursday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
anything you have the nerve to ask me.

....
I have been to Italy
And it's the worst!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
you're in the mood to stop taking things so seriously and just make fun of everything. If you aren't full of humor we most likely won't get along.

And if you Wanna create something