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columbux

27 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Don Quixote
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking it out to nice dinners
Opening doors for it .
Rubbing it's back when ever tense.
Video taping all of its favorite shows.
Planing surprise birthday parties for it.

Just making sure my beautiful darling lil life is happy at all times .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not climbing rocks
Yoyo dancing
Underwater chess
Destitching baseballs
Space camping
Jolly jigs
Alphabet soup scrabble
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm there ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: woody Allen, bukowski, Thompson ,David sedaris, a season in hell,

Music: captain beefheart, flaming lips, the residents, frank Zappa, deerhoof, Charles Mingus, ornette Coleman, dungen, ceatano veloso, can, Harry partch, thelonious monk, Scott walker, joe meek, the shaggs, Tom waits, duke Ellington, dizzy, ennio marcone, Stravinsky, Debussy, Tom ze, , picese, George Gershwin, Brian Wilson, lee hazlewood, stark reality, gil evans, surf guitar music, delfonics, smokey Robinson, four tops, flamingos, beck, velvet underground, many many more

Movies: windy city heat, life of Brian, a serious man. american splendor, duck soup, horse feathers, animal crackers, anything by woody Allen, anything by the coen brothers,spinal tap, the good the bad and the ugly, switchblade sisters, adaptation, the graduate, young Frankenstein, history of the world part one, dr strangelove, Barry Lyndon, fletch, kingpin, beyond the black rainbow, 2001 space odesy, Christmas on mars, welcome to the dollhouse, fear anxiety and depression. Pulp fiction, resvoir dogs, kill bill, coffy, fear and loathing, Erik the Viking

Comedians:
Louie ck, kids in the hall, George carlin, woody Allen, bob odenkirk, paten oswaldt, Lenny Bruce, Groucho Marx, Chico Marx, harpo Marx, buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, wc fields, David cross, Paul f. Tompkins, don rickels, Mel brooks, George Meyer, dick cavett, David sedaris, Mitch hurwitz, norm Mcdonald, bill Murray,Andrew daily Monty python, Matt Walsh, Matt besser, Joan rivers, Kristen wig, Tina fey, Larry david

Tv: mr show, fishing with john, kids in the hall, louie, UCB, Simpsons, curb, breaking bad, Seinfeld, it's always sunny, Monty python, freaks and geeks, luxury comedy, 30 rock, parks and rec, office uk, get smart, rocko's modern life, whitest kids u know, snuff box, comedy bang bang, maron, veep, newsroom, family tree.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My thumb
My index finger
My middle finger
My ring finger
My pinky finger
And my extra pinky finger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my okcupid enemies...and if any of them are planning some sort of attack...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a scrap book of that previous Thursday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have feelings
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