Seriously, this is the worst; how do y'all do it? I mean, it has to be better than making a video for an 80s date-by-VHS service, but it's still pretty awkward.
I quite like Kesha, and if you don't, you must be listening to her wrong.
I also love any movie in which somebody accidentally knocks over Stonehenge. That's just the pinnacle of popular culture.
*you're intelligent, creative, and/or clever
*you're not a misogynist, racist, homophobe, or xenophobe
*you have dogs!
*we actually have a decent match rating (AKA we share some interests and/or perspectives)