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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:01pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I share a birthday with Cloris Leachman. I'm a quiet, cerebral guy who really likes New Yorker profiles, smush-faced dogs, food history, and relaxing spectacles of boredom like the New York City traffic cameras (that for some reason, broadcast on Time Warner Cable). I like a lot of other things too. Those just seemed like big ones.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an editor. Trying to figure out what my actual life's project is when I'm not fixing everybody else's.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organizing other people's things (but never my own), listening, and not Excel.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On three separate occasions, people have asked if I am Dan Deacon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) I read a lot of non-fiction, because there's no pressure.

Of all time: Slouching Towards Bethlehem, Microserfs, Foreign Affairs, The Line of Beauty, Number9Dream, A Visit From The Goon Squad, The Tales of the City series (guiltless guilty pleasure), On Beauty/On Beauty and Being Just.

(b) The Last Days of Disco, Annie Hall, Heathers, Ikiru, Contempt, Goodbye Lenin!, Lost In Translation, HAUSU, Last Life In The Universe, Mean Girls, Happy Together (almost anything Wong Kar Wai), I Don't Want To Sleep Alone, You Can Count On Me, Repo Man, Network, Sans Soleil... these lists leave me cold, yet I feel compelled to write them. I think that's what we'll remember from the 2000s -- a profusion of personality tests, and ordered informational displays of what we believe to be our interests. If you want to talk about this idea with me, I have a LOT of opinions about it.

(c) Sloan, M83, Broken Social Scene, Kate Bush, Blur's classic period, anything that takes me back to my salad days (2000s college rock)... I'm trying to find new music, and I'm kind of surprised at what I enjoy these days. Pop music always seemed like a specific mode of satisfaction and mental button-pressing, so it's funny to see what you desire change.

(d) I used to have a really great kitchen in my apartment, and no life. I now have an ok kitchen, and half a life. I eat what I'm served, is what I'm saying.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet aside, I like company, soda, cozy things, books, cable television, and good advice. You can do without these things, but I wouldn't want to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The 20 year nostalgia cycle, what I'm going to do with my life, what compassion actually looks like, if I remembered my multivitamin, my coffee break.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Achieving Maroon 6.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The following sentence has escaped my lips: "You know, there was a really good Designing Women about this."
You should message me if
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You need to talk to Roscoe, the bedbug sniffing dog. I mean I would prefer you didn't have bedbugs, but that dog is cute. Isn't it nice when dogs have jobs?