Ladies, are you tired of dating those perfect chiseled body athletes? Are you sick and tired of being with that perfectly gorgeous well endowed gentleman who will in the end treat you badly? If so then let me share with you an alternative. Me.

I make a great boyfriend. First of all, I am a fantastic shopping assistant. I will hold your clothes for you while you shop. Be very responsive and provide positive feedback while you try out different outfits. And ladies, if you see another woman with the outfit you want in the store, you'll get that outfit.

Also, when you send me out on errands, I have no problem with getting what you need. Tampons, douches, shampoos, I don't care. Nothing embarrasses me. As long as you give me a list I am good to go. Plus you will never have to send me back because I will always get that list right.

Finally, when we are at the bar, having a few drinks and laughs, if a 6'7'' buff athlete football player of death guy pinches your butt, and you turn around and yell at him and say "my boyfriend will kick you ass." I will reluctantly do my best to live up to the expectation you set forth, all I ask is you call 911 and tell my father I love him if I die.

I am working at a University while finishing a certificate in Geographical information systems during the day time. At night, I am running around Los Angeles trying to become a stand up comedian.

Making people laugh, listening, cooking poorly, talking in front of people.

That I am some kind of Asian but they are not sure which one.

Right now I am reading biographies on Steve Martin and other comedians. I also loved Enders Game, Altered Carbon, the Harry potter series, and various books on history. Big lover of Eastern Philosophy as well. My music taste is Jazz, Singer Song Writer stuff like Matt Nathanson, and 90s rock. Love musicals such as Wicked and Les Miserables, Miss Saigon. Lately, movies have been boring for me. I am looking forward to the nerd stuff such as the Avengers.

Favorite comedians right now is Louis CK, George Carlin of course, and Jim Jefferies.

Computer, iphone, my brain, my close friends who have been there for me.

Comedy, work, data bases, how to be better at being present, fully in the moment.

At an open mic, a bar in downtown LA, or at home relaxing.

I know who Batman really is.

You would like to meet someone with a great sense of humor and what to make a genuine connection. Furthermore, you do not have "I love to travel," on your profile because honestly, no shit, everyone loves to travel.