My name is Matt. I like to think I am your "regular guy" but with a twist. I love to make people laugh. I was a stand up comedian for 4 years and love being on the stage. Unfortunately I have a new job and had to give it up for a little while. People at my new job think there is something wrong with me because I am always smiling and always trying to make everyone at work smile regardless of how our day is going. I think that is a good trait to have and I hope to find someone that is very positive also.
I am always the first person on the dance floor at a wedding. Because why not? Who cares what people think? I don't mind looking like an idiot if I'm having fun doing it. I love to act ridiculous and let loose and just enjoy life.
Laughter is a must for me so please be able to take a joke. That doesn't mean I am going to prank you and spray you with a hose or something equally ridiculous . But be able to take edgy humor and be funny with me. Life is supposed to be funny. Be crazy like "Let's do Elton John/George Michael karaoke duet" not crazy like you tell me "My boyfriend used to shove cake into my face in the bedroom". I wish I could tell you the latter of those two isn't actually something that happened in my life on a date but I cannot.
I hope it does not bother you that I was married for 3 years. We were high school sweethearts and stayed together for 11 years but there came a time when it was just time to go. We have been split up for over three years so don't worry about any sort of attachment to my past. We didn't have any kids or anything. But I would have no problem dating someone that did. We did however have a puppy who I absolutely miss.
I am suburban boy born and raised. I love going into the city every once and a while. Whether it's Providence or Boston doesn't matter to me. I love my hometown teams Sox, Pats, C's and B's. Revs don't count. Baseball is definitely my favorite sport though. I played for close to ten years and still love going and taking swings at the batting cages.
I am a hard person to sum up in a couple small paragraphs. But I guess that is me in a nutshell. So message me if you would like to chat a little. Maybe we can talk about your favorite Canadian animal or what the GOP has been up to lately. (Does 'tongue in cheek' humor translate well in these profiles?) But let's just say I am looking for my "girl next door" and maybe it's you. Or maybe not. So maybe say "Hi." Maybe I can stop saying the word "maybe" so much.