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28 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:21am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I think what sums me up the most is that I love to laugh (and who doesn't right? - SO original of me). But I really do, I'm trying to make a career out of it. I love having a good time, hanging out with friends, and taking on new challenges.

But, at the same time, I'm a pretty sensitive guy. I've been in three serious relationships in my life, and I love giving and feeling loved (yes, I feel corny about writing that). I love cuddling. I love giving gifts and surprises, and when I'm with someone I'm really having feelings for, almost nothing makes me happier than telling her all the unique little things I love about her (I will seriously talk your ear off about what I like about you, true story, I should work for Hallmark).

That being said, I'm not really looking for something serious. I'd much rather start as friends and see what develops. The possibilities could be great, so why force something? So, please, if you have a life plan that includes childrens' names, or specific calendar date for a wedding, maybe we shouldn't meet up. But, if you're interested in giggling until your face hurts, having a ton of fun, and seeing how much mischief we can get into, I'm your man! :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm working at my own independent sales company. I basically do sales for a few different companies. Marketing, advertising, copywriting, etc. I do a lot of traveling and have been pretty lucky over the last year; I've got to see a lot of the US and Canada, and lived in Paris for 6 months.

In the next year or two I'm looking to make a move to do comedy professionally; either to LA or NY.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing and making others laugh!

I'm good at making someone feel good :) I'm also good at being on stage. I'm also good at mixed martial arts. No for real, watch the video here: I'm the guy in red hair (which was dyed crazy for the fight)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes, and talking loudly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Brave New World, The Hero With a Thousand Faces, Fight Club, Myths to Live By, The Enchiridion, Slaughterhouse Five, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Movies: Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Braveheart, About a Boy, Love Actually, The Mothman Prophesies, Fight Club, Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music (not a joke)

Music: So much, but particularly jazz, and particularly John Coltrane. Camera Obscura, Feist, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Joe Dassin, The Chromatics

Food: Meat and potatoes guy, but I'll eat anything. Sushi, Thai, French, and of course BBQ
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends and family
2. Jokes
3. Good talks
4. Exercise & geting outside
5. Wonderful meals
6. Great beer & good drinks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why things are the way they are, and funny things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to MMA practice. If not then then I'm doing comedy somewhere. And if I'm not doing either of those things I'm having a blast with friends. I'm probably not staying out too late either - I probably have a long run in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Despite being gregarious and performing on stage, I'm really a pretty shy guy.
You should message me if
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You appreciate a good joke :) Also, if you're a bit of a dork at heart.