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comedianjk

26 M Augusta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Tamil (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am weird but not creepy, never take anything seriously and a very good talker/listener. I have a blunt sense of humor, Some people love it and other people like it. I have a lot of friends but always looking for new ones. I am always searching for that all around cool person. The one who enjoys life and can be a great friend. I'm loyal as fawk and try to enjoy life at all times while not hurting anyone in the process. Becoming great Friends always is my first goal. If we can be great friends then we can be great ANYTHING later.

WHY I AM SINGLE:
I get bored easily, too honest & a workaholic.
NOW I ASK WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?

I am horrible with typing & too lazy to proof read so you can also hit me on Skype Sicklandlove Check out my Instagram & youtube @ihatejoeking
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm always said to be a thrill seeker, I love talking and trying crazy stuff, I keep the convo going pretty well and I hate staying inside a routine. I'm also a thinker and take pride at being witty, and no I am not a musician! I AM ON HERE LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND IF IT GOES FURTHER COOL! I MUST SAY I AM NOT INTO THICK CHICKS SO IF WE BECOME FRIENDS MOST LIKELY THATS WHERE YOU WILL STAY UNLESS YOU GET CANCER.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sales, customer service, debating, making people laugh, seeing anyone's perspective, listening, meeting new people & thinking outside the box.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm funny, odd, talk loud, have green eyes, a great listener, my lips & I talk before I think.. I think?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MOVIE: Fight Club, Butterfly Effect, Lord Of War, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Back II The Future, Donnie Darko, And I can go on for ever.... lol <-Movie Fanatic
BOOKS: Xenogenesis, The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe, Trick Baby, 48 Laws Of Power
MUSIC: fun., Eminem, B.O.B., Kid Cudi, Katey Perry, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Jay-Z, T.I., Bob Seger, The Eagles, Bob Marley, Elvis Presley, Stevie Wonder
TV SHOWS: Southpark, The Sarah Silverman Show, Chapelle Show
FOOD: I would say it but dont know how to spell it and to lazy to look it up... but GARFIELD the cat loves it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, Poker, Cheesecake, Sleep, & Jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life's meaning, Jokes, time travel & creative stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ordering A pizza & watching a movie or working on SOME project or doing something crazy... or Sleeping all day lol bc I partied Thursday like it was a SATURDAY
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friend says no one reads this part so... I will test this... I killed 8 Baby Ducks when I was younger.. seriously but it was on accident lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You drink water.... or use SKYPE: sicklandlove