comediclaw
31 Egg Harbor City, NJ
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My self-summary
I am a semi-professional stand-up comedian and professional lawyer.

I love movies, reading, and shooting the breeze. I constantly keep myself challenged intellectually and physically. I run and weight train.

I am a huge sports fan. My family is from Buffalo, NY, so I am a Bills and Sabres fan, but I have adopted the Phillies as my baseball team and I absolutely love the Saint Joe's hawks for college basketball.

I am looking for a nice single woman. I am looking to meet someone who is driven, smart, and can challenge me.

I am intelligent, funny, and easy-going.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lawyer by day and stand-up by night. It keeps me really busy.
I’m really good at
Stand-up comedy, memorizing, running, puns, sarcasm, and rolling a coin along my knuckles.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. I am a very happy person, and people in law school who are depressed always wonder how I am constantly so happy. I just am a glass is half-full type of guy. I just like to meet new people and talk about happy, fun things with others. I'll even strike up conversations with strangers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Wheel of Time Series, Asian Saga by James Clavell, Anything written by Charles Dickens or Jonathon Swift, 1984, Neverwhere, many others. I am a voracious reader.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Spider-man 2, X2, Spider-man, Casablanca, On the Waterfront, Citizen Kane, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Bridge on the River Kwai, Sunset Boulevard, Lion in Winter, and many others.

Music: Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Police, The Cars, Steel Panther, Bon Jovi and many others. I like rock mostly, but I like to listen to other music on occasion as well.

Television: M*A*S*H*, Arrested Development, South Park, House, How I Met Your Mother, and the Big Bang Theory

Food: Tex-mex is my favorite, but I am not picky and will eat anything and am always willing to try something once.

With all of these categories, I am not picky or judgmental. I like to try new things all of the time and if it is good, it does not matter what genre it is, I will try it and enjoy it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Ipod
2. Books
3. Bed
4. Humor
5. Car
6. Kindness of strangers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to make puns, the law, and useless trivia. A lot of people think about the future, but I am more trying to take one day at a time. I have goals that I want to meet in the future, but I am just trying to see where those goals and my days take me. So far, it has not been that bad of a path.
On a typical Friday night I am
usually hanging out with friends, either partying, going to see a movie, or just shooting the breeze. Every once in a while, I will spend a night in and just watch a movie and rest if I have had a busy week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is I'm Batman!
You should message me if
You want to. I like to talk and meet new people, so do not hesitate to contact me. If you read this far, go for it.
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