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43 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 36–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: I'm very discerning in that I am only looking for someone who loves to laugh. Just kidding. Everyone loves to laugh.

I'm just looking for someone nice, wants a relationship, and can make me laugh. If you can make me laugh, especially at myself, then we'll get along great. Everything else will take care of itself.
And also if you don't get bent out of shape if I use Groupons on dates. This is an expensive freakin' city and not saving money when you can is ludicrous. Or maybe I'm just a wicked cheap Jew. Just don't contact me if that'll bug you because you're a horrible person who deserves to die alone. (just kidding again about that last part)

I'm a humor writer and editor for a witty, some say debauched, I
say idiotic, website called Someecards. I spend my days thinking up things like "If I was your co-worker, I would sexually harass you," and "I blame your perfect breasts on my inability to concentrate during our conversations." and my nights trying to figure out why giving away ecards for free is not more lucrative.

I just moved to NYC 4 years ago and wouldn't want to be anywhere
else. Even though Im from Boston. Since the Red Sox won the series
twice last decade I was happy the Yankees could tie us in the last
year of said decade. (bring on the 27 championship idiocy or
however many it is now). But seriously, still love the Sox but have
dated Yankee fans and its all good. lots of hate sex!

would love going to the movies if they made good movies anymore but
love good movies especially Taxi Driver, Animal House, The Jerk,
Heat and many more that don't come to mind. And developing a
man-crush on Ryan Gosling that is becoming worrisome. Crazy Stupid
Love is owned by him, or I'm wicked gay. Blue Valentine? I listen
to the song "You and Me" every day. back to movies not starring
Gosling...Anchorman, Wedding Crashers and the Hangover are on the
second tier.

I am creative, driven, and occasionally funny
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Complaining about the most fun job on the planet. And planning my escape to the even more dreadful world of TV writing. I can't wait to exhaustively complain about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh or confused. and thats it. I am barely a male when it comes to fixing stuff or fighting for your honor. Usually I just hire someone or feign death when these situations arise. or nap and hope it all works itself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im trying to make them laugh when they just want to be left alone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Letters of Jonathan Netanyahu (the amazing brother of the prime minister of israel who died at entebbe).
the last paragraph of a movable feast.
most bukowski poetry, none of his novels.
Less Than Zero and American Psycho, Stephen King, Story of O , Fight Club, almost anything that pulls back the curtain explaining how Bush did what he did and how wrong those assholes were. non fiction business books that explain the financial meltdown so I can feel righteous anger and rage at those assholes. and then the sad knowing that not even our election of Obama seems to be changing anything.

the professional, secretary, animal house, savage nights, woody allen (mostly esp vicky christina barcelona, manhattan, annie hall) departed (except for nicholson ridiculous over the top act), miracle, too many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
self-loathing to keep me self-motivated.
watching republicans convince their constituents that helping wall street is about freedom.
watching poor (money-poor) republicans believe it.
girls who knit (they're all secret kinksters. bet on it)
people who draw attention to the fact they have more or less than six like it fucking matters.
people who work hard but play harder. the world needs more of these hedonistic worker bees who keep it all flowing.
anyone who believes their workplace would fall apart without them. Like everyone whose job is wildly unimportant that involves filing stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nonsense. And how to profit from it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering how the hell Im going to fill an entire weekend of complaining the weekend is too damn short. or watching Improv or standup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this seems too ironical to answer. but someone pointed out its what
im willing to admit HERE. which makes it unironical. I think. Anyway, the most private thing is I want to be a better person, have a better body, be better read, know about more things, do yoga more, meditate more, help those in need, write that screenplay, write that novel, and find someone who would be okay with me even if I did none of these things. Or at least lie about it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're creative -- which is a big plus.

a writer even bigger. I need a good argument and someone who can make me see how full of shit most of my views are or at least lazily half-formed. Being Jewish is a plus but not necessary. also being mildly anti-semitic could spice it up too.

or just message me if the bone-crushing loneliness of living in this huge city with no seemingly sane way of meeting someone that isnt completely wrong/insane/criminal is getting to be too much, especially around the holidays. Im narcissistic enough to want to hear from you so I feel better about myself for helping someone else.

I hope you enjoyed this. Especially Republicans. Because Republicans can fuck off and die so I really hope you wanted to message me!