I'm a humor writer and editor for a witty, some say debauched, Isay idiotic, website called Someecards which i'm on a sabbatical from. I just moved to Ft. Lauderdale to write a TV show or book about stuff I'd be glad to tell you about on a date.) For 8 years, I spent my days thinking up things like "If I was your co-worker, I would sexually harass you," and "I blame your perfect breasts on my inability to concentrate during our conversations." and my nights trying to figure out why giving away ecards for free is not more lucrative.
Love awkward nerdy girls/women. Even for friends. I'm new here and all my friends in NYC are either ex-girlfriends or comedy female writers. Probably means I'm secretly gay or something.
would love going to the movies if they made good movies anymore but
love good movies especially Taxi Driver, Animal House, The Jerk,
Heat and many more that don't come to mind. And developing a
man-crush on Ryan Gosling that is becoming worrisome. Crazy Stupid
Love is owned by him, or I'm wicked gay. Blue Valentine? I listen
to the song "You and Me" every day. back to movies not starring
Gosling...Anchorman, Wedding Crashers and the Hangover are on the
I am creative, driven, and occasionally funny