I'm just looking for someone nice, wants a relationship, and can make me laugh. If you can make me laugh, especially at myself, then we'll get along great. Everything else will take care of itself.
And also if you don't get bent out of shape if I use Groupons on dates. This is an expensive freakin' city and not saving money when you can is ludicrous. Or maybe I'm just a wicked cheap Jew. Just don't contact me if that'll bug you because you're a horrible person who deserves to die alone. (just kidding again about that last part)
I'm a humor writer and editor for a witty, some say debauched, I
say idiotic, website called Someecards. I spend my days thinking up things like "If I was your co-worker, I would sexually harass you," and "I blame your perfect breasts on my inability to concentrate during our conversations." and my nights trying to figure out why giving away ecards for free is not more lucrative.
I just moved to NYC 4 years ago and wouldn't want to be anywhere
else. Even though Im from Boston. Since the Red Sox won the series
twice last decade I was happy the Yankees could tie us in the last
year of said decade. (bring on the 27 championship idiocy or
however many it is now). But seriously, still love the Sox but have
dated Yankee fans and its all good. lots of hate sex!
would love going to the movies if they made good movies anymore but
love good movies especially Taxi Driver, Animal House, The Jerk,
Heat and many more that don't come to mind. And developing a
man-crush on Ryan Gosling that is becoming worrisome. Crazy Stupid
Love is owned by him, or I'm wicked gay. Blue Valentine? I listen
to the song "You and Me" every day. back to movies not starring
Gosling...Anchorman, Wedding Crashers and the Hangover are on the
I am creative, driven, and occasionally funny