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43 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Yesterday – 8:52pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: I'm very discerning in that I am only looking for someone who loves to laugh. Just kidding. Everyone loves to laugh.

I'm a humor writer and editor for a witty, some say debauched, Isay idiotic, website called Someecards which i'm on a sabbatical from. I just moved to Ft. Lauderdale to write a TV show or book about stuff I'd be glad to tell you about on a date.) For 8 years, I spent my days thinking up things like "If I was your co-worker, I would sexually harass you," and "I blame your perfect breasts on my inability to concentrate during our conversations." and my nights trying to figure out why giving away ecards for free is not more lucrative.

Love awkward nerdy girls/women. Even for friends. I'm new here and all my friends in NYC are either ex-girlfriends or comedy female writers. Probably means I'm secretly gay or something.

would love going to the movies if they made good movies anymore but
love good movies especially Taxi Driver, Animal House, The Jerk,
Heat and many more that don't come to mind. And developing a
man-crush on Ryan Gosling that is becoming worrisome. Crazy Stupid
Love is owned by him, or I'm wicked gay. Blue Valentine? I listen
to the song "You and Me" every day. back to movies not starring
Gosling...Anchorman, Wedding Crashers and the Hangover are on the
second tier.

I am creative, driven, and occasionally funny
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Complaining about the most fun job on the planet. And planning my escape to the even more dreadful world of TV writing. I can't wait to exhaustively complain about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh or confused. and thats it. I am barely a male when it comes to fixing stuff or fighting for your honor. Usually I just hire someone or feign death when these situations arise. or nap and hope it all works itself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im trying to make them laugh when they just want to be left alone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - when I had the attention span to "read" "books"
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Letters of Jonathan Netanyahu
the last paragraph of a movable feast.
most bukowski poetry, none of his novels.
Less Than Zero and American Psycho, Stephen King, Story of O , Fight Club, anything about the financial collapse, cynical politics and anything that exposes hypocrisy. Those books make me feel better whilst not doing anything about these things that anger me.
the professional, secretary, animal house, savage nights, woody allen (mostly esp vicky christina barcelona, manhattan, annie hall) departed (except for nicholson ridiculous over the top act), miracle, too many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor heroes - Larry David, Mitch Hedberg, Woody Allen, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, Greg Giraldo, and reading dating profiles where a new restaurant is described as an "adventure".
2. self-loathing to keep me self-motivated.
3. Conversations that teach me something.
4. girls who knit (they're all secret kinksters. bet on it) Though I'm on the less intense end of the kink spectrum and totally comfortable with vanilla (how's that for covering all my bases to ensure I don't exclude anyone? It's what all men try to do in profiles. bet on that too).
5. people who draw attention to the fact they have more or less than six things they can do without.
6. Supersmart deadpan women with a dry, sneakily brilliant sense of humor.
7. Anyone who can laugh at themselves. Or more importantly, at me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nonsense. And how to profit from it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering how the hell Im going to fill an entire weekend of complaining the weekend is too damn short. or watching Improv or standup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this seems too ironical to answer. but someone pointed out its what
im willing to admit HERE. which makes it unironical. I think. Anyway, the most private thing I'm willing to admit is that I'm too scared to admit anything private here. which is way too meta an answer and I'm embarrassed as I write it. But the right girl will find the failed attempt endearingly inept.
You should message me if
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you're creative -- which is a big plus.

a writer even bigger. I need a good argument and someone who can make me see how full of shit most of my views are or at least lazily half-formed. Being Jewish is a plus but not necessary. also being mildly anti-semitic could spice it up too.

or just message me if the bone-crushing loneliness of the holidays with no seemingly sane way of meeting someone that isnt completely wrong/insane/criminal is getting to be too much. Im narcissistic enough to want to hear from you so I feel better about myself for helping someone else.

Don't message me if you're a Republican. Seriously. I've been down here for a month and heard the phrase "I'm not racist but...." more times than my other 43 years combined. And I'm also tired of explaining that beyond laughable that anyone thinks that being intolerant of intolerance is somehow being closed minded.