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comedyrealness

23 Whitakers, NC Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born on the 30th anniversary of Ernest Hemingway's suicide. I'm sure if I was the brooding, artsy type there's a novel in there somewhere. Instead, I'm a stand up comedian who tells jokes about her mishaps with dudes, jobs, and life in general. Right now, I'm a baker at a local restaurant, and I make some pretty great cookies and scones! Recently graduated with a BA in English.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently graduated school. Performing on stage. Making my friends and family laugh. Cooking. Launching a podcast/branding platform. Trying to figure out what exactly I'm meant to do with this life.

Working at a coffee shop, and I'm the sassy server who isn't that great at serving, but my subversion makes up for it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't want to say that I'm really good at making people laugh because then your first thought is, "Well...this girl ain't made me laugh the entire time I've been reading her profile," which is probably true. But give me a break, if someone's profile said, "I'm really good at my job, being a rocket scientist," you wouldn't be like, "Well, science me some rockets, peasant." No, you'd think that person is a liar, right, because rocket scientist as an occupation only exists in cartoons and when people are trying to make you feel dumb. It's not rocket science, people.

I'm really good at isolating rocket scientists on dating profiles. Forget finding love -- that's been my agenda the entire time. Gotcha!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Does she really throw her hands around that often?"

Yes, I'm a gesturer. I'm a gesturer who ends up sounding like a stroke victim when she tries to pronounce "gesturer."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Parks and Recreation, Community, The Shield, Luther, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, RuPaul's Drag Race, Noah's Arc, The Mindy Project, Bobs Burgers, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones

Movies: Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Misery, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Cabin in the Woods, Bridesmaids, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Ghost World, Moonrise Kingdom, Lost in Translation, The Philadelphia Story, Moonrise Kingdom

Music: Fiona Apple, Coldplay, Everclear, Florence + the Machine, M.I.A., Cher Lloyd, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, Hole, Brand New, Kanye West, MUSE, No Doubt, RuPaul, Tegan and Sara, Sleigh Bells, Jeff Buckley, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails

Lit-trah-ture: 16th - 17th century lit (aka tons of poetry and Shakespeare), John Steinbeck, Dorothy Parker, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Elizabeth Gaskell, The Bronte Sisters, Borges
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My favourite pair of sweatpants,
the bus system
high heels and wedges
almonds
RED LIPSTICK
Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What Parks and Rec episode should I rewatch for the hundredth time..."(My favourite show in the whole. wide. world.)
"Why the hell these professors push these due dates so close together? I have to miss class to write this paper for class."
"I'm hungry. When's lunch?"
"Man, my friends are pretty awesome."
"Ooh, it's double coupon week at Harris Teeter."
"YES. I like these comments I got on my paper."
"When does Breaking Bad start again?"
"YAY The Walking Dead is on!"
"What's next?"
"I love saying 'panqueques con mantequilla y miel."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably watching Netflix, doing homework, bugging out with friends, or hitting a bar. Or I'm performing somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been writing out of the same moleskine journal for four years. I'm trying to fill it up!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a pocket watch with the clock removed that says "Baller Time."

You should message me if I fit the scientifically tested Backstreet Boys' "Everybody" checklist:

1) Am I original?
2) Am I the only one?
3) Am I sexual?
4) Am I everything you need you betta rock yo body now?

See you later :)