I am buttery, warm, and delicious.
My Self-Summary
I think of myself as being shy, but people tend to disagree with me
about that.
I often feel nostalgic for times and places I have never lived in.
Sometimes I think about Blitz-era London and how tragic and
exciting it was even though my grandparents weren't even born yet,
let alone me.
I disagree with those little personality button icon
thingies.
I like to play games like Scrabble and
Bananagrams and say things like
"Triple word score! Suck it!" while I play. But in a charming way.
Also, I rarely get a triple word score in Scrabble.
I would really like to find someone willing to play
Frisbee on a whim.
I keep a bucket of
sidewalk chalk in the trunk of my
car at all times.
I'm a former hard-partying teenager who now likes to hang out at
home regaling my friends with stories of that time I did that thing
I thought made me super cool.
I like to do
crafty things because I'm fidgety.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently teaching myself as much as I can on my own about food,
both cooking and nutrition. If you know me long enough, I will
randomly send you recipes of either things I found or things I made
up. I like to know that people are being given the opportunity and
resources for nourishment.
Professionally I'm a Statistic of the Recession right now. You
could also say "Laid-off" but I prefer "Retirement
Beta-tester".
In my (now plentiful) free time I help run a knitting group
chock-full of great, hilarious, somewhat bawdy, raucous gals.
I’m really good at
makin' yummy foods (I seriously rock peanut sauce, just ask me),
knitting/
crochet/
embroidery, proofreading, making
lists, giving driving directions, remembering to call my mom,
laundry
The first things people usually notice about me
Possibly that I'm swearing...loudly and creatively...in front of
children. I'm working on it.
Or sometimes the kickass
Lawrence
Ferlinghetti-inspired
tattoo on my wrist.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books - I read just about anything I can get my hands on. I can
send the link to my Goodreads page for specifics. Some favorite
authors include
Jack Kerouac,
Allen Ginsberg, Corso,
Ferlinghetti, Burroughs, let's just put all the other Beats in this
space right here.
Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, David
Sedaris. Also
Alison Bechdel, who sort of
counts. I recently got into
Sarah Waters and am excited to read
more of her work. I like historical fiction and am a sucker for
cheesy romance novels.
Movies - I like French movies (specifically
Audrey Tautou movies),
Audrey Hepburn
movies, classic movies in general, and terribly painful 80's movies
where the stars of today are adorably awkward. I'm also a sucker
for rom-coms.
Music - My favorite artist is
Mike Doughty. Also: The Beta Band,
Fleet Foxes, Boat, Laura Veirs, The Gossip, Neko Case, Rilo
Kiley/Jenny Lewis, The Swell Season, Camera Obscura, Mates of
State, The Duchess & The Duke just to name some. I have a soft
spot for classic rock and 90's "indie" rock (think Weezer and
Jill Sobule).
I still get an excited teenager flutter when I listen to Pearl
Jam.
Foodz! - I'll eat just about anything that gets put in front of me
(as long as it's vegetarian). Truly my favorite food is
Comfort Toast. It's
your basic toast on good bread with butter/margarine but it just
sounds so much better with the word "comfort" in front of it,
right? Right.
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. A comfortable pillow system
3. My skeletal-muscular system
4. Potato (my cat)
5. Water
6. Bread (for toast of course)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh...god...everything. Lately, I think a lot about how I can
simplify my life to consume less and appreciate more. I've been
turning into a bit of a personal finance nerd, but I counter this
by reading blogs like Awkward Family Photos and Passive-Aggressive
Notes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually relaxing at home watching a movie, and fidgeting with some
craft project. On Super Special Occasions (like when they ask me
to) I go have a beer on someone's patio. I like to think I am a
purveyor of all things low-key.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
When I see people cry on TV or in movies, I sometimes (always) cry
with them.
You should message me if
If you like carbs. Or just to eat, in general. I mean real eating
for the enjoyment of nourishment, not that guilt-laden kind of
eating people sometimes do.
If you tend to read more than one book at a time.