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comicjohnny

44 / M / Bisexual / Available

San Jose, California

His Details

Last Online
May 16
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
What do I say about me? This is the hard part... Let's see. I am a stand up comic. I also write comedy, professional photographer and have a job in sales. When I meet someone new I can be shy. I know, shy is just crazy for a guy who talks for a living. I live in San Jose and work on the road.

I am Polyamours and I have a girlfriend. Her cupid handle is peraj. I am married. My wife Yellowbug73 and I have been together since 1989. I am very happy with my love life. If I write you then I think you would be a great addition to my life. Even if I didn't write you.... you are also very welcome to write me.

I may not have much money but I rather not have much and be happy then have everything and be unhappy. I am a comic so YES I mock religion, politics and society but it's my job to question. To poke fun. I bring this up because if you can not handle jokes on religion or society then I may not be a good match.

What am I looking for? I have a wife and a girlfriend and I am super happy and in love. Having said that I am poly. I am always open to a lover who may add to my life. Who may be a great addition. I am also open to a FWB. I am also open to more depending. I love my granola girls. The more earthy the better.

I am asked a lot since I created my profile, "what does poly mean?" SO here is a link to wikipedia which explains all about polyamory.

Polyamory (from Greek πολύ [poly], meaning "many" or "several", and Latin amor, "love") is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
I am loving, kind, mellow, friendly and cheerful.
What I’m doing with my life
Coming up with a survival plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.... Oh yes ... it's coming!
I’m really good at
driving people nuts.... LOL
The first things people usually notice about me
How much younger I look in person then in my photos. I have no idea why that is the case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love the iliad. Really anything from Homer.

Music wise I like THE MONKEES, BEATLES, Rick Nelson, U 2, Peter Tork, Johnny Cash, The Nalts, Shonun Knife, Housemartins and more
The six things I could never do without
A mirror. I love me! Ok I kid! I really do not know..... I have to think about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many wood would a wood chuck chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
holding secret meetings of the FLF! Feline Liberation Front! Meow!!! Hiss!!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
a few things. I like girls who are all natural. Shaving should be a personal choice not because society say's you have to.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–98
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I am poly and I am quite happy with my life. So I am looking for a select female who will add to my life. If you are poly or open to it and you think that is you then write me.

I also am open to something casual (FWB) with a select female.