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comicjohnny

45 M Campbell, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–98
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:55am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do not know what to say about me. I guess I'll start with the basics. I an a broke stand up comic and comedy producer who lives near San Jose. I am in an open poly marriage. I am down to earth, honest, goofy, shy when you meet me but talkative when you know me. I have a big heart. I love nature, the beach, camping, tree hugging, stand up comedy and baseball. GO A's! I love mother earth and I am attempting to have a small ecological footprint.

Link to my Facebook comedy page
http://www.facebook.com/johnnycorn

I may be broke but I do things that don't cost much. Like go to the beach... hike.... hug a tree... go for a walk.... talk over coffee... do Karaoke.... so this is me in a nutshell.

For those keeping track. I took the Myers Briggs and I am a ISTJ.

I am asked a lot since I created my profile, "what does poly mean?"

Here is a link to wikipedia which explains all about polyamory.

Polyamory (from Greek πολύ [poly], meaning "many" or "several", and Latin amor, "love") is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
I am loving, kind, mellow, friendly and cheerful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coming up with a survival plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.... Oh yes ... it's coming!

All kidding aside. I am started a new comedy room in Campbell. It had it's first ever show on May 24, 2014. It features only up and coming comics. I produce the show.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking.... walking..... sitting.... rolling over.... playing fetch....but I great at driving people nuts.... LOL
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How much better I look in person then my photos. Odd but true. Been told that a lot!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Everybody Poops. Great book! Does get a ha? Maybe?

I LOVE the iliad. Really anything from Homer. That is not a joke.

TV. Love Love love Dr Who, Torchwood, Monkees, Top Gear UK, The Good Wife, Are You Being Served, Modern Family, A's baseball when it is in season. Gilligan's Island.

Music wise I like THE MONKEES, BEATLES, Rick Nelson, U 2, Peter Tork, Johnny Cash, The Nalts, Shonun Knife, Housemartins and Neon Trees, Adele, The Black Keys, Beach Boys, Bee Gees and more

Food I am open. I have a shellfish allergy. Love Indian, Italian, South American, and a burger if I am in the mood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A mirror. I love me! Okay I kid!

My wife and the boys,
coffee,
food,
love,
silver bullets just in case,
wooden stake just in case,
garlic just in case
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many wood would a wood chuck chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
holding secret meetings of the FLF! Feline Liberation Front! Meow!!! Hiss!!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A few Things.

#1 I want to be in a Zombie or Vampire movie.

#2 I sometimes go against what society say's is wrong. Everyone should love who they love and no one should judge... I love love.

and

#3 I am very shy on the inside no matter what you see on the outside.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are open to dating a guy who is in an open poly marriage. If you are looking for a boyfriend or at least something on going. I am NOT looking for a short term thing.

Note: Extra points if you are a hippie! I love my granola girls. The more earthy the better.

A LOT of extra points if you like stand up comedy!

Open to all races and ages.