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comiclaz

56 M Bayside, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I thought the best way to do this was to actually put together a personal ad describing my likes/dislikes and what I am looking for.Then I realized it's not that easy just using initials but here goes:.........SWM seeks SWF.UCLA grad with PHD looking for VIP with BMW. I love NBC,CBS,BLT'S ,KFC ,RUN DMC and JAY Z I dislike...FBI, CIA DMV IRS STD'S and PMS.. I'm a big traveler
TWA,LIRR.BQE,FDR and the LIE. Call me AM/PM ask for SL...

Someone said "forget O.K CUPID",you'll meet someone when you're out with your pet". Tried it and looked like an idiot....walking down the street carrying my aquarium!!!!

I checked out a site for Russian mail order brides.Could not believe the cost was 50,000 dollars !! I called up and asked if they had any irregulars.......

My parent's celebrated 55 years of marriage.I asked my dad " do you and mom still make love" .He replied " yes, but it's different now. When I smack her in the ass the lights in the room come on "....

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STAND=UP.... or maybe I'll just say a prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's not a creep,
One who's pretty, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before she speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray she's gainfully employed,
When she spends my cash, i won't be annoyed.
I'll pull out her chair and open her door,
Massage her back and she'll beg to do more.
Oh! Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this woman will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

p.s MONTREAL - Comedians exhibit greater sensitivity and sexual stamina according to a new study published by McGill University.http://www.thebeaverton.com/health/item/192-study-comedians-make-better-lovers
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing stand-up comedy and looking for a publisher for my book
I’m really good at
filling out surveys on dating sites !
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any music from late 60's through the 70's. Seinfeld,King of Queens,Raymond,Family Guy,Law and Order....Lifetime ( but i really don't cry as often as i should)
The six things I could never do without
Music...T.V....PIZZA..THE NY YANKEES ...Glass of wine....Internet...The Sun.....Family/Friends ....cherry ices
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why you are reading this and not writing to me !!
On a typical Friday night I am
Making people laugh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I did that they would throw me off the site !!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You are pretty,witty and serious about meeting someone special.