TWA,LIRR.BQE,FDR and the LIE. Call me AM/PM ask for SL...
Someone said "forget O.K CUPID",you'll meet someone when you're out with your pet". Tried it and looked like an idiot....walking down the street carrying my aquarium!!!!
I checked out a site for Russian mail order brides.Could not believe the cost was 50,000 dollars !! I called up and asked if they had any irregulars.......
My parent's celebrated 55 years of marriage.I asked my dad " do you and mom still make love" .He replied " yes, but it's different now. When I smack her in the ass the lights in the room come on "....
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STAND=UP.... or maybe I'll just say a prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's not a creep,
One who's pretty, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before she speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray she's gainfully employed,
When she spends my cash, i won't be annoyed.
I'll pull out her chair and open her door,
Massage her back and she'll beg to do more.
Oh! Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to say when I ask "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this woman will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
p.s MONTREAL - Comedians exhibit greater sensitivity and sexual stamina according to a new study published by McGill University.http://www.thebeaverton.com/health/item/192-study-comedians-make-better-lovers