Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll
fight that **stard barehanded and I'll win! Can any other guys here
So you lost your car keys? I'll start your car with my laser
Stuff I have done
I destroyed Atlantis just because the Atlanteans pissed me
I had sex with The Spice Girls while dressed as a wolverine
I actually am a wolverine
Fell off the Eiffel tower
Set up sex scandals to blackmail wealthy politicians
Gave advice to Chuck Norris on how to be a badass
Direct descendant of Beowulf
Can make small objects float in the air using only my mind
Defended myself against street thugs using only a rolled up
I might be interested in meeting you if you are attractive and have
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lots of things in the works. Check back for updates.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything about wolverines
And the classic books
And Fight Club
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Protein powder, my Jeep, fresh air, books, smartphone,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Definitely out having fun
You should message me if
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You are pretty and interesting
Who are you looking for?
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