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commanderjelly

29 District Heights, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Spent most of my growing-up years in the awesome state of Oregon. Seriously. Your beer and coffee suck here.

Was born Amish, then my folks left the Amish when I was 4.

I am two handshakes removed from both Osama Bin Laden and Barak Obama.

Oldest of 6 kids.

I am legitimately planning to go into space within 20 years. If, on my death bed, I have never made it further than Mars, I will consider myself to have failed. I will fly through the methane fogs of Titan and take a submarine to the icy oceans of Europa

I killed Osama Bin Laden's dog.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for the Navy, I do super top secret James Bond-type action, and I'm going into space. Also pursuing a master's degree in aerospace engineering from UMD
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- reading people
- math
- sex
- building
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look very similar to Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything that's either thought-provoking or entertaining
The six things I could never do without
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1. Beer. Because it's awesome.
2. Bacon. See "beer"
3. My rice cooker. It's amazing the things you can cook with less than 5 minutes of effort.
4. My George Foreman grill, same reason
5. Sex. See "bacon" and "beer"
6. The number 6. Without it, I could never have completed this list
You should message me if
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You are sweet, intelligent, responsible, and a little bit crazy