Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Spent most of my growing-up years in the awesome state of Oregon.
Seriously. Your beer and coffee suck here.
Was born Amish, then my folks left the Amish when I was 4.
I am two handshakes removed from both Osama Bin Laden and Barak
Oldest of 6 kids.
I am legitimately planning to go into space within 20 years. If, on
my death bed, I have never made it further than Mars, I will
consider myself to have failed. I will fly through the methane fogs
of Titan and take a submarine to the icy oceans of Europa
I killed Osama Bin Laden's dog.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for the Navy, I do super top secret James Bond-type action,
and I'm going into space. Also pursuing a master's degree in
aerospace engineering from UMD
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- reading people
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look very similar to Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything that's either thought-provoking or entertaining
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Beer. Because it's awesome.
2. Bacon. See "beer"
3. My rice cooker. It's amazing the things you can cook with less
than 5 minutes of effort.
4. My George Foreman grill, same reason
5. Sex. See "bacon" and "beer"
6. The number 6. Without it, I could never have completed this list
You should message me if
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You are sweet, intelligent, responsible, and a little bit crazy
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