Spent most of my growing-up years in the awesome state of Oregon. Seriously. Your beer and coffee suck here.
Was born Amish, then my folks left the Amish when I was 4.
I am two handshakes removed from both Osama Bin Laden and Barak Obama.
Oldest of 6 kids.
I am legitimately planning to go into space within 20 years.
And that's just scratching the surface.