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29 Sheffield, UK Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:42am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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This year I quit my job and flat in Manchester to move back to the Peak District, to run my vintage business full-time. Scary stuff. Just building it up at the minute but I'm loving every second of being my own boss and spending my days doing what I love.

Saying that I've never really had a job I haven't liked (apart from the half hour I lasted at TK Maxx). They've ranged from showing people around caves to dusting dead bodies.

I'm learning to far I sort of suck at it. Driving is hard.

I don't go out nearly as much as I used to. Mainly sitting in old man pubs drinking rum and chatting bollocks. I do love a good night dancing though.

I like wearing dresses....I bloody love a good outfit theme.

I did Archaeology at far it hasn't been mega useful. I am not yet Indiana Jones.

Every photo of me that has ever been taken either consists of me looking like a mard arse or grinning way more than anyone ever should.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make my business a success
Watching a hell of a lot of daytime TV
Learning to drive
Buying treasures
Drinking tea
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading....I fucking rock at reading.

Also word searches....I know they take very limited skill but once I'm in "the word search frame of mind" (totally a thing) I swear I'm unbeatable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've normally got something ridiculous on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS!!! Yey books!

I like lots of books. Lots of classic Sci-Fi

Some of my favourites are:

John Wyndham
Georges Simenon
George Orwell
Agatha Christie
Aldous Huxley
Fred Hoyle
Stella Gibbons
Carl Hiaasen
Neil Gaiman
Anne Rice
Terry Pratchett
Charlie Brooker
Meg Rosoff
The Martin Beck Series
Iain Banks/Iain M. Banks

e.t.c. e.t.c.

Lists are dull.

I watch at least one of the Marvel films most evenings. I am not yet bored of them.

Empire Records
Interview with the Vampire
Death Becomes Her


I do listen to music though

Some of my favourites are:

Lady Gaga
Adam and the Ants
Duran Duran
Britney Spears
Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
Buddy Holly
New Order
Bikini Kill
Basement Jaxx
Gene Vincent
Boy Kill Boy
Breathe Carolina
Enter Shikari
David Bowie
Lou Reed
Chuck Berry
Girls Aloud
The Smiths
The King Blues

Yep...lists are still dull. Essentially if it's from the 50's, the 80's, the shouty end of the spectrum or a cheesy gay club chances are I'll like it.

I do enjoy T.V.

Doctor Who
Sherlock (*swoon*)
Bake Off / Sewing Bee / Hair
Black Books
IT Crowd
The Thick Of It
Storage wars
Pawn stars
Any house hunting themed program (I have a crush on both Kirstie and Phil)
Secret Millionaire
Reality shows
Embarrassing Bodies
The Mighty Boosh
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Ab Fab

Fine, I enjoy crap T.V.

Mmmmmm food. Cheesecake is my favourite. When I'm hungover I crave quiche.

I eat anything. Anything apart from tuna and bananas. Those things are gross.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop - For both business and Netflix bingeing
My mum
ALL of the tea
Some of my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can buy next, what items I've got that need researching / restoring.

Who's job is it to find a song with lyrics that match exactly what the presenters have just said on Homes Under The Hammer....?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably preparing frantically for whichever vintage fair I'm selling at at the weekend.

If not I'll be in a pub, or visiting friends somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a phobia of people dressed as animals.

I cannot ride a bike.

I genuinely like One Direction.

The background on my computer is generally a topless picture of Jedward.

None of these things are actually secret, everyone that knows me knows all those things.

Apparently they're all pretty embarrassing facts.....but I have literally no shame about any of them. I don't believe in guilty pleasures
You should message me if
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What a ridiculous question. Just message me ok? I'm clearly supercool *cough*