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28 Manchester, UK Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:56am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've never really had a job I haven't liked (apart from the half hour I lasted at TK Maxx). They've ranged from showing people around caves to dusting dead bodies.

I live in the smallest flat ever.

I'm learning to far I sort of suck at it. Driving is hard.

I buy and sell vintage / antiques as a sideline. Meaning most of my days off are spent wandering round charity shops and auctions looking for treasures...hence the need for a car... I'm planning on trying to make this my full time job as of the end of Jan, which is scary as it will involve moving back home for 6 months or so while I build it up :/

I don't go out nearly as much as I used to. Mainly sitting in old man pubs drinking rum and chatting bollocks. I do love a good night dancing though.

I like wearing dresses....I bloody love a good outfit theme.

I did Archaeology at far it hasn't been mega useful. I am not yet Indiana Jones.

Every photo of me that has ever been taken either consists of me looking like a mard arse or grinning way more than anyone ever should.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making my flat beautiful
Collecting things
Drinking tea
Drinking rum
Buying things on eBay
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading....I fucking rock at reading.

Also word searches....I know they take very limited skill but once I'm in "the word search frame of mind" (totally a thing) I swear I'm unbeatable.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've normally got something ridiculous on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS!!! Yey books!

I like lots of books. Lots of classic Sci-Fi

Some of my favourites are:

John Wyndham
Georges Simenon
George Orwell
Agatha Christie
Aldous Huxley
Fred Hoyle
Stella Gibbons
Carl Hiaasen
Neil Gaiman
Anne Rice
Terry Pratchett
Charlie Brooker
Meg Rosoff
The Martin Beck Series
Iain Banks/Iain M. Banks

e.t.c. e.t.c.

Lists are dull.

I don't really ever watch many films. Some of my favourites are

Empire Records
Interview with the Vampire
Death Becomes Her
Magic Mike...obviously
All of the Marvel films


I do listen to music though

Some of my favourites are:

Lady Gaga
Adam and the Ants
Duran Duran
Britney Spears
Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
Buddy Holly
New Order
Bikini Kill
Basement Jaxx
Gene Vincent
Boy Kill Boy
Breathe Carolina
Enter Shikari
David Bowie
Lou Reed
Chuck Berry
Girls Aloud
The Smiths
The King Blues

Yep...lists are still dull. Essentially if it's from the 50's, the 80's, the shouty end of the spectrum or a cheesy gay club chances are I'll like it.

I do enjoy T.V.

Doctor Who
Sherlock (*swoon*)
Bake Off / Sewing Bee / Hair
Black Books
IT Crowd
The Thick Of It
Storage wars
Pawn stars
Any house hunting themed program (I have a crush on both Kirstie and Phil)
Secret Millionaire
Reality shows
Embarrassing Bodies
The Mighty Boosh
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Ab Fab

Fine, I enjoy crap T.V.

Mmmmmm food. Cheesecake is my favourite. When I'm hungover I crave quiche.

I eat anything. Anything apart from tuna and bananas. Those things are gross.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My lifesize cardboard David Tennant, he is the best flatmate in the world....very clean.
My mummy
ALL of the tea
Some of my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can buy next....the benefit of my little vintage sideline is that I can buy beautiful things without guilt, knowing I'll make money from them. Woooohoooo......this all falls down though when I decide to keep stuff...which happens more often than not.....I need a bigger flat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally I'll be at home, although now lots of my friends live away from Manchester I'm often away visiting them for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a phobia of people dressed as animals. I nearly cried on a recent trip to Alton Towers because there was a giant Sid from Ice Age wandering about. Don't even talk to me about the "Disney Land crisis"

I cannot ride a bike.

The desktop background on my laptop is a topless picture of Jedward
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What a ridiculous question. Just message me ok? I'm clearly supercool *cough*