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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 7
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where to begin? I just moved to DC by way of California and London! My accent is all over the place, but trust me, I'm a blue-blooded American through and through. If you can stand sharing fun stories, talking politics, playing board games, and exploring DC, I'm your man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Squaring circles, letting my imagination run away with me, spoiling my appetite and knowing a little bit about a lot of things—Just enough to bluff my way through lots of dinner party conversations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, jawline, and how my constant laughter reveals my pearly whites.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Big fan of books. It all started with Harry Potter and a Rand McNalley world atlas from 1989 (with detailed pages on the USSR to boot). Nowadays, I read the papers and a couple of fiction and non-fiction books a month.

Movies: I enjoy anything by the Coen Brothers or Wes Anderson. Always up for seeing new things, since I've seen an embarrassingly low number of films.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Portlandia, Girls, Looking, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, Archer, QI, I'm also a huge fan of the Simpsons and find the first 10 seasons to be the stuff of legends.

Music: I really like the contemporary music scene. Anyone who thinks the best music is behind us is talking nonsense. That being said, I do have some staples, such as the Beatles, Stevie Wonder and Beethoven... Beethoven killed it with the 9th Symphony. I also listen to public radio a lot, so you have my heart if you too are a fellow NPR nerd.

Food: I love food! I tend to go for the local delicacy wherever I'm at, but I will happily eat a burrito at any time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
Legs (with feet) to get me around wherever I please at whatever speed
Pilot G-2 05 pens (in black, of course)
The paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How big and awesome the world is, and how lucky I am to see it at this time with all these great people on it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out exploring, usually with a drink in hand
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I long to visit Ulaanbaatar and Pyongyang...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You know what the Pan-American Highway is; and
2) You want to drive said Pan-American Highway with me