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26 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Three things about me:
Clever - 2nd place at grade 3 provincial chess championships.
Not afraid of dirt - spent a summer planting trees in BC.
Knows about plants - after much effort, can distinguish between the parsley and basil growing on my balcony (I think)

I'm from BC, and came to Ottawa for university. Stuck around to do economist stuff -- charts, numbers etc.

I live and work in Centretown, stay active with soccer/squash/gym, and stay sedentary by following the NBA/NFL/Netflix.

But if you're looking for a Ryan Lochte-esque bro, look elsewhere. I also play piano, mostly jazz, am a news junkie, and have decent trivia game.

Basically, I'm a goddamn delight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
From 9-5, I work for the feds in international policy, mostly on the economic side of things.

Other parts of the day have some soccer, squash, reading, piano, watering my plants, fertilizing my plants, yelling at my plants for not growing, netflix, getting my heart broken by the raps, the beach. Good stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sweet charts
Keeping up with current events
Losing my keys/wallet/phone
House sitting various cats
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Could be a well tailored suit or pirate pants and chucks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Great Shark Hunt; Ball Four; the "Rabbit" series
Movies: The Usual Suspects; The Shawshank Redemption; Half Baked
Shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia; Archer; Friends
Music: Beck; Citizen Cope; Cage the Elephant
Food: All of it, except shell fish, which I'm allergic to. But actually, still shell fish.
Websites: Grantland; XKCD
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soda Stream
Green tea
Maybe those three are enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should drink more caffeine
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a documentary. Likely, but not necessarily, animal related. There may be gin/soda involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Toy Story scared the hell out of me as a kid. Sid is the worst.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the difference between "your" and "you're", but don't care when people get it wrong.
You're a goddamn delight