I'm a modernist.

I think the East River Ferry is the most fun you can have for four dollars. I own four of the same shirt and three of the same pants. Akzidenz Grotesk is my favorite typeface. Walnut is my favorite wood. Barrett Newman is my favorite painter. Dan Flavin is my favorite "sculptor." Vanilla is my favorite ice cream.

it's hard to explain just look at these
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I'm a designer for an experiential marketing agency. I love what I do and work very hard for unreasonable hours.

I spend most of my free time trying to enter my Zen Place.

I write some really killer Yelp reviews.

"yeah, he's like this all the time."

The Sun Also Rises. I read a lot of short stories.

North by Northwest, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Une Femme est Une Femme

Wild Nothing, Ducktails, Clive Tanaka, Millionyoung, Brothertiger, Grimes, Toro y Moi, Washed Out, Evelyn "Champagne" King

pizza: the original love triangle

seamless, nespresso, freshdirect, zipcar, magical radio waves carrying information, spotify (premium, of course)

yes ma'am I do love Modern Conveniences

pretty brunettes with bangs and glasses I mean uh science and literature

why do I have so many 100% enemies but no 100% matches

"don't talk about your cat don't talk about your cat don't talk about your cat oops too late"

belligerent

I've been known to light tealights and play cool jazz records for myself.

would you please tell me to get off the internet and go outside (do you want to come?)