I don't get frustrated when I get a flat tire. I get really excited about silly things. I'm shy until I'm not.

And I'm not, 6'4" Amazonian lovers. I'm a shorty. It was a typo. Jeeeezus.

I ride my bike, but not all the time, I enjoy creating and am occasionally employed in the visual arts. I do outdoorsy stuff, but you wouldn't guess that unless I told you. So now you don't have to guess. I love to cook, big time. I like toy cameras. I play stuff, like instruments. The best part of my day job is when I blog. For money. It's not the only thing I do there, but it's great to write and get paid for it. Period. Well, unless it was a TPS report I suppose.

I can make stuff. All kinds of stuff. If I had to find a common thread, and I think there is, between the things I'm good at, I would have to say I'm good at creative problem solving with a concentration in critical spatial thinking. I'm really good at fucking up my hair. I am not really good at girl stuff, but I fake it fairly well. I was a tomboy growing up so I know lots of guy stuff.

I'm pretty sure my tits, which kind of annoys me in the way that I say to myself, "really? REALLY? I mean, for ruhlz???!!!! Haven't these people seen enough of these things?! Maybe you could just not look when I'm watching? Ooh, oh. Nope. Alrighty." Other than that, I don't know. Some people say my smile. I'm usually smiling. Life is way too short not to enjoy it at all times.

I love all these things. Let me tell you what I'm currently into, because honestly, it's too much to list. And why would you? What on earth would we have to talk about if I blew my cultural load all over this semi-anonymous and somewhat suspect forum? I'm really into this strange song by the Wild Beasts called All the Kings Men. I get it in my head at least once a day. I just bought Jim James' (under the moniker Yim Yames) album of George Harrison covers. It's sweet. I took a trip down memory lane and bought a Superchunk album I used to have on tape.

Books. Instant watch Netflix is eroding my reading time. I still make time for it. Right now, I'm reading Reading Lolita in Tehran. I just read Murakami's Kafka on the Shore. I like good sci fi, Dick and such. Russell Banks Rule of the Bone. The Secret History. The Futurological Congress. The Master and Margarita. Confederacy of Dunces. Ender's Game.

Movies. Yes, please. Anything Charlie Kaufman writes would be a good starting off point to my tastes, but I also love potty humor.

Food. I'd be skinnier, and probably sad and empty inside, if I didn't love food so much. I love to eat out and cook. I'm hosting an Iron Chef:Basil at my house in a few weeks. My basil plants are huge. Dude.

my 5 senses and my mortality.

What the cat is thinking about when she's asleep and twitching. Other than that, I really would rather not say.

working. I work every Friday night.

If you google image search 'Katamari + girls' a picture of me and a friend a few halloweens ago comes up. Weird.

You're wicked funny. Or if you want to cook for me and laugh at my terrible jokes.