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compwiz64

26 Boca Raton, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Kyle Epstein and I'm a UCF graduate.

i was born and raised in Boca Raton and currently live there. I work part time and go to school but still have fun. I prefer a small group of close friends over a crowd. I'm looking for someone as a friend first, then wherever that leads it will go from there.

I'm looking for someone with a similar outlook on life and I actually like girls that have their own eccentric habits, and I love randomness. I want to understand the person I'm dating at a deep level and I like to be able to be blunt with someone and have them be blunt right back at me.

I am random, simply complicated, and giving yet greedy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So far I haven't found that one job that I want to do for the rest of my life, but I'm attempting to get a degree in network administrationn. When I do find somthing I like, I feel a need to know everything about it. I'm trying to get into IT because it's somthing everyone needs at one time or another. It also has the benefit of letting me feel like I'm making a positive difference in someone elses life.

I don't believe that many things are concrete as far as what is or isn't acceptable. I was raised with an emphasis on family, but I'm inclined towards having few kids if any. I was born and raised Jewish, had a bar mitzvah, was confirmed at 16, and was pretty involved up until I turned 18, but I haven't really been involed in the jewish community after that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I seem to be good at reading and quoting things that grab my attention. My attention span is either endless or very short. Once I'm enjoying myself, I never get bored, whether it's reading, a conversation, or just someones company.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Am I Asian?

When I smile for real, my eyes squint in a way you have to wonder,
"how can he see like that"?

I hate it but there's really nothing I can do about it.

The second thing people notice about me is that no thought or conversation is too far fetched for me to pursue, and hilarity will often ensue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sci-fi books and Fantasy. I like mostly action books but also appreciate some romance, mystery and suspense. The characters have to be the center of the story not the Sci-Fi.

My favorite authors (anyone I liked enough to remember their name off the top of my head).

Sci-Fi: Issaic Asimov, Douglas Adams, Anne McCafrey, David Weber, Dietez, Orson Scott Card, and David Drake.

Fantasy:Rachael Harrison, J.K. Rowling, Eion Colfer, K.A. applegate.

Action: John Ringo and Tom Clancy

I love comedy videos to the end of the earth, even more then I love to read a good book, which I love more then food. (since I'm so distracted when reading and watching comedy, I don't even notice how hungry I get. It make the day of atonement, a Jewish holiday that you fast from sundown to sundown, easier to get through). If it's funny, I will probably like it, even a romantic comedy. I don't enjoy horror movies that much, but I do enjoy the occational action flicks or chick flicks, especially when I'm with people that like it as well.

My favorite show right now is big bang theory, sheldon is funny. I like the bastard what can I say?
I also like how i met your mother and supernaturaRoostrrteethl.
for youtube videos, my favorite channels are roosterteeth, college humor, and epic rap battles of history.
I also really like Red vs. Blue, although anything made by roosterteeth productions is good. My favorite charachter is Caboose on the Blue teams for such profound questions as "why are there six pedals if there are only 4 directions?"

I like stand up comics, especially Robin Williams, George Carlon(R.I.P.), Lewis Black, Christopher Titus, Blue Collar Comedy, and Eddie Izzard.

I like teriyaki chiken, wontons, a few Italian pasta dishes, Papa Johns pizza,and Coke or Pepsi, either one I don't care as long as I get my caffeine. I like my coffee the same way I like my life to be,
cream, sugar and occasionally a shot of expresso
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Um ...

1.A place to occupy in the space/time continuum, otherwise I would not exist to write this.

2.Well I need air...

3.and water....

4.Food, I also like food, especially simple food like mac and cheese, ramen, some americanized Chinese dishdish (do you think thats what they really eat?) simple italian food, some sushi.....

5.My family. Wait, does that count as one? What about air and water?

6.The English language, a source of endless amusement for me

six things that help make my life worth living

Clothes, preferably casual t-shirts of the voluntary advertisement and overused witty comment variety, plain cargo shorts, and a pair of sanuk sandals

House in secluded neighborhood. (dog included, sister is optional)

My car (silver ford focus hatchback).

A few close friends... combined with the English language the end result tends to be a night of hilarity or stupidity, oftentimes both.

Anyway umm.. Well the internet and my lappy, so I can get on to Youtube and Google... Google shall rule all of existence soon heed my words.

what do I desire

1.friendship

2.completion

3.love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What not to think about.
Nothing and Everything.
What I can do to cheer someone I like up.
Alternate endings, stoylines, or settings for my favorite books and movies, Although I don't really remember them.
Anything about my surroundings that amuses me.
What will make me happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to kick back and relax with a few comedy videos or talk about random stuff with some of my close friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Social Security Number is....***-**-****. Everyone get it?

I have oppinions. If you dont like them I have others.

Some people say the glass is half full, others say the glass is half empty.
I say the glass is twice as big as it has to be.

It takes very little time to for me to bare all to those who want to listen.
it takes a little longer for me to bare all to those who want to look.

My secret is.....
When I'm cold and hyper from too much Pepsi, I twitch.
I really don't like being mildly cold, unless I have someone to help warm me up:)
Extreme cold isn't as bad, once I lose any feelings in my hands.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've read this far and still think I sound like a perfectly reasonable guy.

if you find yourselves getting a what? response when some of your ideas come out of you mouth, we will definately get along.

If you know the question to which the answer is 42(brownie points for anyone who does the book justice, quaqruple brownie points if anyone can find it in a song)

I am willing to talk openly in a seriously silly conversation and let your inner child be outword bound, not the love child that sends me hate mail.

I like people that can remove barriers that stop you from saying what you want to say, at least in private. What you have to say does matter to me. Some people take being polite too far for me when I want to know how they really feel. I won't hold it against you for saying something most would consider rude, as long as it's in proper English. Battles of randomness and wit are allways appreciated, but I'm happy to talk to anyone that will open up to me.

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