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25 Frankfurt, Germany Woman


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  • Ages 18–32
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Last online
Yesterday – 12:26pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm brilliant (at least they say so) and hence bored pretty easily.

I have spent most of my lifetime inventing great things like the Han Solo-scale or the presexual attitude test.
They gave me an award for the Han Solo-scale once.
The rest of the time I tried to survive a life in Germany, a country I don't really like. I'm living in Frankfurt right now "studying" sociology.

I'm trying not to fail and fall on my tightrope walk between critical theory and punkrock, between being a cynical asshole and the best friend you could wish for.

People call me a nerd, I still haven't figured out why. Everybody should be able to tell you the story behind the Mandalorian Wars.

I'm the kind of friend who skips a date with the certain possibility of sex to comfort you, when you're calling me sobbing and drunk.
My friends are the most important part of my life, and I'm willing to do almost EVERYTHING for them - I have high standards in friendship, very high ones, but I'm also trying really hard not to fail them as well. And I almost never do.

Plus, I like cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it on things like beer and music and pop culture and politics and friends without money and waiting for the Doctor to come and pick me up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
actually, being a passionate, comforting and loving friend.
At criticizing things, at reflection and self-reflection, at being a smartass and brilliant and fantastic!
at reading out loud and writing and I used to draw well when I was in high school
Inventing and telling stories.
At quoting the Simpsons.
I can make some pretty good pasta, and people had fights over my cosmopolitans. I can be pretty nerdy about music, and could discuss for hours about bands and records.
Being obsessed with TV shows and shipping fictional couples.
They say I can organize some great partys and shows. I know how to dress well - it's an imposition for me NOT to look fabulous.

And I can sleep, like, 14 hours a day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Those glasses. Huge... glasses. And is this a crazy supervillain laughing or really that cute girl over there?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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HOMESTUCK. Seriously, read it. It's the best thing in the history of all things existing ever
(It's a webcomic about four kids saving the universe and trying to grow up. Something between Philip K. Dick and James Joyce and with 8000 pages).

I really love graphic novels, like Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Marjana Sartrapi,, Alison Bechdel, Daniel Clowes or Charles Burns. Tank Girl rocks!
My favorite writer is probably Klaus Mann, I generally enjoy (mostly German) fiction from the early 20. century, like Franz Kafka, Else Lasker-Schüler, Erich Maria Remarque, Wolfgang Borchtert, but also non-German writers like Oscar Wilde, Truman Capote, John Updike, existentialist fiction from Sartre, Camus and de Beauvoir, the plays of Berthold Brecht, Sarah Kane or Elfriede Jelinek. Plus, some beatnik stuff, mostly William Bourrougs.
I started reading "Tales of the City" and now I can't stop.
The great epics of science fiction and fantasy, like Rowling and Tolkien ans Song of Ice and Fire and Douglas Adams and what have you. Terry Pratchett and Stanislaw Lem and early distopic fiction, like Newromancer or the works of Philip K. Dick.
And fanfiction. The gay kind of fanfiction.

In non-fictional literature, I focus mostly on critical theory and feminism. I force myself to read Marx' and Engel's "Das Kapital", because I know it's important to read, but far more annoying than the beautiful language of Theodore W. Adorno, and, right now, i'm obsessed with siegfried kracauer. he's the best. Other writers of the critical theory I've read and read are Walter Benjamin, Max Horkheimer and books of current writers standing within the tradition of critical theory, like Moishe Postone, Stephan Grigat or Gerhardt Scheit. Furthermore, I enjoy the subject of Sigmund Freud's ideas on psychoanalysis, or the Guy Debord's "La société du specacle". On feminist theory, I'm focusing on a lot of porn studies now, especially the books of Linda Williams. Otherwise, I own some works of Nancy Fraser, Judith Butler (although I disagree with most of hers), Iris Marion Young, and some German marxist feminists like Ursula Beer, Roswitha Scholz, Ilse Bindseil, or Regina Becker-Schmitt.
Last but not least, as a fan of music, I own several books about pop and a critical theory of pop and punkrock.
Because one day, I want to tell some drunk boys and girls with spiked hair they are all heirs of the situationist theory and dadaism.

Movies? Eh. Casablanca because everybody loves Rick Blaine.
Bruce LaBruce's films, and those of Monty Python and Tim Burton.
Battleship Potemkin.
STAR WARS. The old ones of course.
The way we were as the only movie that makes communist girls cry.
Mary and Max.
Train of Life.
Delicatessen by Jean-Jacques Jeunet.
Gaspar Noè's movies.
Fried green tomatoes.
The 1966' Batman.
And I loved "Howl".
Plus, I appreciate stupid stoner-movies sometimes, like "Dude where's my car" or "Euro Trip", and animated films!
And the Marvel-Movies.
i recently developed the hobby of getting really stoned, watching movies like "troll 2" or "manos - the hand of fate" and write pseudo-intellectual critics about those movies.
you didn't know "troll 2" is actually a deeply disturbing metaphor on repressed sexuality, did you?

Sex and the City. Okay, shut up.
Simpsons. Forever.
Doctor Who.
Orange is the new Black
Orphan Black
Adventure Time
next on the list are "farscape", "battlestar galactica" and finally "the wire".

And I can get a little bit emotional over fictional couples.

Food: Fuck yeah, pasta. I love pasta. And Indian currys, and a lot of food as long as there is fish in it.

Video games: I mostly enjoy playing RPGs, especially the ones made by Bioware (Baldur's Gate II will be my most favourite game of all times). Right now I spend too much time playing "The old Republic".

And about my music taste? Well, there are two kind of tastes in music. My one and the wrong one.
I like early German new wave and punkrock, also current German punkrock and hardcore (but the intelligent type of punk, not that three chords-All Cops Are Bastard-kind of crap), Riot Grrrl, early Hardcore and Emocore (I prefer Minor Threat over Agnostic Front and Jawbreaker over Dashboard Confessionals), post-punk like Joy Division, early British punkrock, some crustcore...
Also independent pop like The Smiths, The Shins or The Submarines, Singers like Kate Nash or Regina Spektor and some female hiphop, for example artists like Lady Sovereign or Peaches.

You couldn't use the names of the punk bands anyway, because you've probably never heard of them ;)

Well, and if I decide to go out dancing, I prefer the electronic type of music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends. Books. Music. Beer. Sleeping. The Internet (especially tumblr).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The relation of individual and society. Friends. My life. How ideology and signs relate to each other. What I would have done born in different times. Sex. Why I still haven't written a book. How many Pokèmon-games will come out until they're out of ideas.
What my name would be if I were a superheroine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Defending the Empire and the Order of the Sith with my level 55 Sith Sorceress on "Star Wars - The Old Republic".
If you're playing on the sever "Jar'Kai Sword" and need a decent heal in your party, message me.
Curled up in bed with netflix, a book, and tea.
Drinking beer with my friends and flatmates in the kitchen.
Sometimes, I go out, but a lot less than I used to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I claim to be part of bands I invented just for the name.
The inventing mostly takes place during very stoned movie nights.
And I feel naked without a scarf around my neck.
You should message me if
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You know where I've taken my name from, you are willing to quote the Simpsons during Sex, would join a Star Wars drinking-game with me, have an at least 80% matching taste in music, and can hold a at least three hour discussion about culture industry and the heterosexist structures of society.