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36 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 30–60
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Last online
Yesterday – 3:01pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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****alright people.... (and i use that term loosely....) let me make something perfectly clear.... I AM A HOMOSEXUAL MAN.... i don't put any ridiculous and pretentious boutique labels on my gender or my sexual orientation.... i think it's silly, and that the people labeling themselves are just as confused as the people who are reading them.... if you want people to accept you for who you are, then maybe you should figure out who you are first.... don't just fall in to absurd complexities and then call people 'phobic' because they don't understand you.... how can we understand and accept you when every time we think we have it figured out, you go and make your gender and sexual orientation even more complicated? get it together people.... after all: PEOPLE is what we are.....****

i am a real and true jaded cynic.... not the ridiculous and insulting kind of cynic who hangs out in kensington market pretending to be jaded and cynical while sipping a 5 dollar cup of bad coffee and flipping back his hair fringe while tapping on an iphone.... i mean i am really jaded and really cynical.... and my coffee is much less pretentious, though it might laugh when the posers drop their iphones in the toilet....

i live my life way outside the usual conventions; most of it in my small parkdale bachelor apartment with a big old orange cat who i think is mentally disabled.... bless his soul though.... he is so adorable when he isn't drooling on me or leaving a stink bomb in his litterbox.... at home i rule.... i cook yummy food, dance daily to keep fit, and observe the goings on of the world at large while making highly politically incorrect comments....

i should mention that i am highly politically incorrect.... not in a derogatory way, but if you were to combine the stylings of jon stewart, young dennis leary, and max from 2 broke girls then you might get an idea of my general personality.... unless you piss me off....

having said that though, i also have a huge inferiority complex and i don't like to be around people in group settings.... i am a real 1-on-1 kind of guy.... though admittedly i spend 99.9% of my free time alone.... that way, i get to pick the music and am free to scratch my nuts whenever i feel like it.... even when they are not itchy....
What I’m doing with my life
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well, after a long sabbatical to take care of some health matters and learn some more about myself, i am in the process of making some waves and making a difference in a society that is essentially broken.... learning more about where i stand politically, emotionally, sexually, ethically, spiritually and all that has helped me to discover how i would like to handle this next chapter in life and how i want to be handled.... it meant letting go of a lot of people, possessions and feelings which were bringing toxicity in to my life tto make room for things which i feel more personally congruent and resonant with....

that being said: i don't believe in democracy, i don't want to be rich or powerful, and will not censor myself just because some first world crybaby can't handle the truth.... they can go home and sniff their squeaky, tight-ass farts.... mine have been known to scare children and small animals.... no joke.... but it's pretty funny to see them run and hide in the utility closet....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
self-deprication, using obscene language, sexual innuendo, finding the value and making the most of what others have cast away as useless and obsolete, making a big mess and cleaning it up, feeling vibes, noticing intricacies that others ignore even when it hurts, communicating, and a plethora of other things that most people are too insecure to admit.....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
well that would depend on the context, curcumstance, and medium i happen to meet someone under.... either way, there is lots of shade....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: dynamic stillness: the art and practice of trika yoga, by swami chetnananda (it's yoga without 'posing', or being a poser for that matter....); bad wisdom, by bill drummond and mark manning (of the timelords and the KLF - justified ancients of mu mu); oh! the places you'll go!, by dr. seuss (because it's great motivation, given to me by someone who i hold very dear....) the secret diary of adrian mole, age 13 & 3/4, by sue townsend (and the shole rest of the series.... it got me through pre-pubescense, and was the first book that made me laugh out loud.... favourite entry: "my nipples have swollen.... i'm turning in to a girl!" LMAO!)

films: the naked gun (any one of the 3 will do), airplane!, kentucky fried movie, spaceballs, american beauty, white chicks, short bus, thank you for smoking.... it's pretty eclectic, though it's rare that you'll see me sit down for a hollywood blockbuster..... (ie: i have not seen any of the harry potter, DC/marvel comic, zombie apocalypse or LOTR films, or anything else of that nature....)

television programs: golden girls, law&order, top chef, afterlife AND 'this life' (the UK series with andrew lincoln), mrs. brown's boys, CSINY, miss marple, all kinds of cartoons and subtitled anime.... (aside from the fact that dubbed anime sounds awkward, i can brush up on my literacy skills and learn japanese while i watch.....) i am also really good at JEOPARDY! i have been watching it since i was old enough to stay up past 7.30pm.....

music (in no particular order except for mj+jj):
michael and janet jackson and all their crazy siblings, ulrich schnauss, groove armada, daft punk, robert miles, peter gabriel, a-ha, armand van helden, simply red, the brand new heavies, samuel barber, stevie wonder, earth wind and fire, dionne farris ivana santilli, sasha and digweed, lexaunculpt, scott hardkiss, queen, underworld, sade, maxwell, dimitri from paris, genesis, boyz II men, erykah badu, jill scott, pm dawn, arrested development, jann arden, black box, la tour, jamiroquai, tori amos, kruder and dorfmeister, aphex twin, st. germain, nelly furtado, TDF, chicane, rick astley, tears for fears, hybrid, george benson, frankie goes to hollywood, ralph tresvant, sarah mclaughlan, alana davis, betthoven, justin timberlake, derrick may, joni mitchell, donna summer, high contrast, erik mongrain, michael mcdonald,, angie stone, goldie, orbital, t-1000, phil collins, simply red, ragazzini, barry white and the love unlimited orchestra, tina turner, lucy pearl, tiesto, the art of noise, en vogue, george michael, brownstone, massive attack, c+c music factory, aaliyah, pearl jam, the verve, the KLF, cassius, prince, madonna, dvorák, the prodigy, senor cocconut, TLC, oasis, shirley bassey, mozart, prince, lemon jelly, mary j. blige, the avalanches, the cure, stan getz, yolk, annie lennox, thievery corporation, robyn, kool and the gang, maysa, john b, seal, ethereal 77, miguel, the pointer sisters, whitney houston, faithless, depeche mode, brandy, cathy dennis, outkast, missy elliot, ....hmm.... i'm going to have to continue this later.... it just keeps growing and might take me hours to finish....

DJ's (YES DJ'S!!!!!): scott hardkiss, T-1000, elcarundo, sasha and digweed, dimitri from paris, aaron simpson, dj red lion, robb g, eyedol, worltrance, deko-ze(before he went circuit), jeremy healy, carl cox, krafty kutz, jazzy jeff, greg benz, mark oliver, and any other dj who can spin a mad intelligent catharsis of eclectic beats, melodies and vocals that send me in to a state of sonic oblivion.....

food: my relationship with food is one that i hold very dear, especially after working in non-profit soup kitchens where most of the ingredients are either cheap, donated, or both.... in those kitchens, it's like every day is a brand new episode of 'chopped', and i carry those same principles in to my own kitchen, where i am in a constant state of creative experimentation.... having said that, i have become a master of slow-cooked comfort foods, soups, stews, curries, roasts, dips, condiments, and even ice cream.... (i have an oldskool salton sorbitiere in my cupboard that i rescued from almost being sent to a landfill....) i also like to bake, and while most bakers will say that love is the secret ingredient, i have discovered another sensation that makes my buns rise a whole lot better....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
these days i do without so much, it really makes no difference to me anymore.... making the most of what i have is more important to me than worrying about what i might not have..... that just seems really shallow to me now....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i think a lot about what people must be missing in their lives to want so much 'stuff'.... nobody seems to be satisfied with what they have, and people willingly allow their insecurities and voids to be exploited by governments and corporations for profit.... human suffering is an industry, and we let it be one like we have no choice.... recently i learned that having no choice IS a choice.... many of us need to untie the ropes from our wrists, take the gags out of our mouths, take the clamps off our nipples, and live in a reality that is not based on pain....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
alone, thinking, and distracting myself with media and food alongside my equally as introverted feline who is usually hiding in a cupboard somewhere.... but my cat can also lick his own penis, so no matter where he happens to be hiding, he's always having more fun than me....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my shit stinks.... just like yours.... and if you think it doesn't, you are lying to yourself and should move to the next profile.... or see a doctor....
You should message me if
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you are a real person, and don't evade your own insecurities about being here by filling in your profile with a bunch of cliches and ideals that say NOTHING about who you are as an individual..... i could not care any less about whether you live life to the fullest or like laughing.... that's bullshit.... be real and be you.... it will save all of us a whole lot of time, and we can judge each other based on things that aren't superficial..... and don't lie to yourself.... it's in our nature to judge each other, and i am not shallow in my prejudice.... i hate all assholes equally.....