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confetti_cannon

24 / F / Straight / Single

Derwood, Maryland

Her Details

Last Online
Jun 14
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'd really like to meet people who live nearby! I don't get along with shy/quiet/awkward people, so if you're energetic and talkative that's better. No list of life accomplishments here, hopefully you can get the gist of my personality from this and evaluate whether we'd get along well!

Can I just say I'm smart instead of trying to convince you of it?
I've often heard that when guys look for a woman with a sense of humor, they want her to laugh at their jokes. I will if they're good. You'll probably laugh more at mine though.

I like a lot... (vaguely categorized)

1) bicycles, rock climbing, camping, backpacking, hiking

2) living with friends, exciting nonsense, making nonsense exciting, misadventures,

3) board games, sewing, colorful things, failed attempts at creative genius....
What I’m doing with my life
Climbing rocks. Camping. Coding for cash.

Going to be a Geography grad student this fall. I don't know what exactly a grad student does.
I’m really good at
Finding free stuff. Finger crimps. Fuel-efficient driving.
The first things people usually notice about me
Idk...Idk...That I look generally happy?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read, and am happy when a novel imparts life wisdom.
Authors: Neil Gaiman, Bill Bryson

I listen to happy, non-aggressive music, but am very music-illiterate despite my attempts to remedy that. It's intimidating.

I'll watch specific TV shows, or socially with friends, but I'd rather be outside.
Shows: Parks & Rec, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, Girls.

I'll cuddle up for a good movie, but my passive, sedentary attention span is low. It better be real good.
Movies: I Heart Huckabees

I'll eat your food, and cook with you, but I'm not cooking by myself. I'll usually buy vegan food, but if I want to eat a slice of pizza don't hassle me about it. I am obsessed with Pepsi Max and other diet energy drinks. So what?!?
Food: Yams, Apples, Bran Flakes, Broccoli.
The six things I could never do without
I really like:
1) My bicycle
2) Caffeine
3) Board games
4) Friends
5) Rock climbing
6) Warm weather
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to fit as many awesome things with as many awesome people as possible into my day-week-life!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm 900% more likely to reply if I find your photos physically attractive.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You are fun, energetic, and social. You don't describe yourself as shy, quiet, or awkward.

You are NOT going to pull any manipulative text-messaging nonsense. Super into straight-forward communication, we're all grown-ups here!

You treat all people well.

You are not in any form of the military.

We are not 20% enemies, 50% match, and live 100 miles away. Really?!??! Why...please, don't waste any of our time, at least think about whether you'd even like to meet me before sending out a message!