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35 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:57am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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When I was eight year old my parents made me and my conjoined twin battle to the death. I ate him, but that was my choice.

Fine, that's not really true, not entirely... I love Portland, I've been living here for almost nine years. Initially I came for graduate school but I stayed for the people. It is refreshing to live in a community where you can be as odd as you like and people don't just tolerate you they embrace your quirks.

One of the best things is that I work a traditionally conservative job and never have to dress for my clients. They don't care if I wear shorts and a t-shirt as long as I do a good job (and I do)! Judging anyone in Portland without getting to know them is fraught with peril.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working for fun and it is paying my way though life and allowing to me to do the things that are important to me like spending time with friends, volunteering, frolicking with puppies, sport leprechaun hunting (catch and release only), plotting against evil (sometimes with it depending on my mood).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Online dating...
Dressing up like a clown and peering into the windows of my friends and family, you know, for fun...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not very good with references to contemporary American television. Comedy is dying in this country, everyone walks on eggshells trying not to offend anyone and failing to entertain everyone in the process. Anything with real potential is killed off like Arrested Development. For my part I like me some British television, both new and old. Right now Miranda is at the top of my list but I like Black Books, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, My Hero, Benidorm, Doctor Who, Little Britain, Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Spooks, The Catherine Tate Show, Top Gear, Yes Minister to name a few.

I read quite a bit. Sometimes it is months between books and other times I stay up until the wee hours of the morning forgoing quality sleep for just one more chapter and then one more chapter and just one last chapter. Right now it's Steven Erikson but before that it was Alexander McCall Smith. I like pretty much everything but I'm back in a fantasy phase right now.

I'm musically retarded. It's true, I really don't notice it is everyday life. NPR is always on in my car instead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
Photography
Flocculent companions
Food
Fossors
Oh, and alliterative devices...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Aghast thinking that people are getting ready to go out when I'm just about ready to go to bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried at the end of the Doctor-Donna. Shoes are the work of the devil!
You should message me if
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If you possess any of the following attributes:
Hobbit
Giant
Jamaican accent
Drag queen
Ginger
Treasure hunter
Beardy
Lumberjack
Genius (evil or otherwise)
You get cocaine and raisins confused (and understand this reference)